DING DING DING DING!!!! Well-spotted, William! There's a smallish, colorful flat one in front of that white water dish! Good job! We fink those other kitties aren't as eagle-eyed as you, Buddy!
Wow! 7 more than wes has right now! At our house the cat toys sometimes gets eaten by our hairy slobbery sister! She loves the sparkly balls! Kisses Dear Spitty Nellie
Spitty, haven't you properly trained your human to pick up your toys once they are motionless or stuck under furniture. She doesn't expect you to do that kind of menial work yourself does she? The human should know by now that the only interactions you have with all those toys is to chew, chase or whap them as you desire. Gathering them & reassuring you that they are ALL accounted for is a responsibility for those with stick bodies & paws with opposable thumbs. Only one creature in your home possesses those traits and it is not you Spits. Your job is to make sure that no toys are MIA where they can be devoured by the rug sucking machine. Nothing worse than a damp slobbered on nip 'nana covered in dust bunnies after a whirl in the vacuum. We hope the human can account for every single toys in your massive collection & that she becomes a better toy picker-upper for you Spitty.
We see seven toys. Now multiply that by eight cats and you can imagine what our house looks like on most days. Mom goes around and picks up all the toys and puts them back in our basket, and we drag them out again as quickly as possible. It is impawtent to keep toys close at hand! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
hehe!!! When we saw your headline, we instantly thought of Meet the Parents. Remember the scene in the airplane when Ben Stiller is arguing with that gate agent??? ; )
Holy cow, you have them at every corner. Lucky you!
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Well, you've got the hardware, but where's the Human to toss and fetch them for you? Don't tell me that she expects you to do that for yourself!
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
I see 6 and from your title I expect I should be seeing 7.
ReplyDeleteI think the only proper answer to this is: EVERYTHING!
ReplyDeleteMum laffed, that looks like our house! All the toys on the floor. I count 6.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you walk to a different part of the room, you wouldn't want to be without a toy...right?
ReplyDeletePurrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
We only sees five...maybe you is sitting on a couple? Have fun!
ReplyDeleteSasha. Sami, & Saku
I'm pretty sure I see seven!
ReplyDeleteAnd does your human tell you to put them away? Ours does but we never do. Oh, sometimes we'll put one in the fountain or the food dish but that's it.
DING DING DING DING!!!! Well-spotted, William! There's a smallish, colorful flat one in front of that white water dish! Good job! We fink those other kitties aren't as eagle-eyed as you, Buddy!
DeleteSix, and maybe a few hiding under the couch?
ReplyDeleteSpitty! Methinks you be just a little bit spoiled
ReplyDeleteNope because there are many you are sat on, we are sure!
ReplyDeleteDat looks like my room!
ReplyDeleteSo little time so many toys Spitty. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I saw them!!!
ReplyDeleteI think 87 is the right answer, right?
ReplyDeleteeasy rider
you mean- how many balls have the same lovely green colour of mine eyes?
ReplyDeleteEleventy billion, 'cause that's how many I step on around our house...
ReplyDeleteWow! 7 more than wes has right now! At our house the cat toys sometimes gets eaten by our hairy slobbery sister! She loves the sparkly balls!
ReplyDeleteKisses Dear Spitty
Nellie
Well I SEE seven (I think) but I suspect you're lying on top of one or two to fool us OR (even better) have pushed one under that chair!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Glad you have lots of toys. I can't count them all.
ReplyDeleteNot enough!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms Stella O Houligan
yez...we counted 18,903 N noe we iz knot buzzed N see in double.
ReplyDelete.....spitty.....dood... ???
which one iz de reel ewe
de spitty on de left ore de spitty on de rite ?? ♥!
Time to playplayplayplayplay.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No shmousie toys? You seem to like green balls as much as I do only I like the felt-covered ones that rattle.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, haven't you properly trained your human to pick up your toys once they are motionless or stuck under furniture. She doesn't expect you to do that kind of menial work yourself does she? The human should know by now that the only interactions you have with all those toys is to chew, chase or whap them as you desire. Gathering them & reassuring you that they are ALL accounted for is a responsibility for those with stick bodies & paws with opposable thumbs. Only one creature in your home possesses those traits and it is not you Spits. Your job is to make sure that no toys are MIA where they can be devoured by the rug sucking machine. Nothing worse than a damp slobbered on nip 'nana covered in dust bunnies after a whirl in the vacuum. We hope the human can account for every single toys in your massive collection & that she becomes a better toy picker-upper for you Spitty.
ReplyDeleteWe only see 6, we think you need more.
ReplyDeleteThats EASY! Evrything is your toy...
ReplyDeleteWe see seven toys. Now multiply that by eight cats and you can imagine what our house looks like on most days. Mom goes around and picks up all the toys and puts them back in our basket, and we drag them out again as quickly as possible. It is impawtent to keep toys close at hand! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWe don't need to. We *know* there's not enough. #amIright?
ReplyDeletehehe!!! When we saw your headline, we instantly thought of Meet the Parents. Remember the scene in the airplane when Ben Stiller is arguing with that gate agent??? ; )
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