Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Spittyless Triptych





Pretty soon the original Bay Bridge will be gone-gone-gone. 

 And yes, strictly speaking, the Human *did* take this while she was driving.








This is Teddy. He is ultra-handsome. The Human tried to have a fling with him this afternoon, but he spurned her for the cheating floozie that she is.









Pillows held hostage: Day 4.
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25 comments:

  1. Ivan from WMDAugust 4, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Spitty, what is wrong with your human? Doesn't she realize there are dozens of homes you could move to?

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  2. Mickey's MusingsAugust 4, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    The new bridge is going to look nice.
    One of our bridges is undergoing a major refit(including deck replacement)
    Seriously, we cannot understand why your human does not like your furs on her pillow.
    They would give her much better dreams :)
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  3. Angel SimbaAugust 4, 2015 at 5:30 PM

    Spitty, I think it is time to pee on those pillows. And maybe on the human too, for considering cheating on you.

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  4. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 4, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    I guess Teddy doesn't like THAT type of human! ;-)

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  5. Lone Star CatsAugust 4, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    Ya need to dig under those covers and rub black furs all over da pillows. STAT.

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  6. The Island CatsAugust 4, 2015 at 6:36 PM

    C'mon, Spitty! Get creative. And get those pillows!

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  7. rainbowAugust 4, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    Oh no! We thought things might be improving when you received that special scratcher but now, your human is trying to consort with ANOTHER and she didn't even include you in the post. Stern measures are required, Spitty; good luck!!
    Purrs ... Rainbow

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  8. Catio TalesAugust 4, 2015 at 8:20 PM

    Are you going to let a thin little blankie prevent you form getting to those pillows ? Now come on dude, you can do better!!!! Are you a mancat or pikku pentu ? Actually, pikku pentu would just go for it and destroy......

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  9. MeganAugust 4, 2015 at 8:21 PM

    A Spittyless post is always to be scorned. It seems clear Spitty that you're gonna have to help your Human set up her own blog. Get her in front of the computer when you're feeling strong; use small words; speak slowly; be patient; allow five times as long as you would imagine necessary.

    Good luck. In the meantime, sit quietly, plotting various means of getting to those pillows. I'm confident that you can do it.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  10. Angel Prancer PieAugust 4, 2015 at 8:44 PM

    What's a little cat fur and cat bum on your pillow?? We would be delighted for you to fur our pillows!

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  11. FurriesAugust 4, 2015 at 8:56 PM

    Teddy is a handsome boy. I'm not sure he has the best judgement when it comes to humans thought because I'm sure your human would have given him a really good petting.

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  12. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 5, 2015 at 2:16 AM

    Spitty, what's the matter with you! You have claws and teeth, so use them to remove that cover.
    Teddy obviously knows it is not a good idea to upset you.

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  13. Katie IsabellaAugust 5, 2015 at 5:59 AM

    You poor boy. MY bed is big enough for us both.

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  14. Eastside CatsAugust 5, 2015 at 6:28 AM

    Guess a new bridge is better than an old, nasty one...right? And Teddy is a fine-looking feline; I'm sure your momma will win him over someday. And Spitty, why not just lay on top of the pillow covers? Getting all your furrs on there is just as good...

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  15. Stacy HurtAugust 5, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    I am sad. I conquered my fear of driving on bridges over watt on that bridge attending Hayward. *sniff*

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  16. Stacy HurtAugust 5, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    I am sad. I conquered my fear of driving on bridges over watt on that bridge attending Hayward. *sniff*

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  17. UnknownAugust 5, 2015 at 8:29 AM

    Spitty my love, shall mes comes and soothes the savage beast within with a through ear cleaning?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  18. CATachresisAugust 5, 2015 at 9:24 AM

    Spitty, those pillows are just asking for it!!

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  19. Brian's Home BlogAugust 5, 2015 at 10:07 AM

    You need a bridge to the pillows Spitty!

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  20. da tabbies o trout towneAugust 5, 2015 at 11:27 AM

    teddy....ewe iz ultra handsum ....ewe bee lookin just like gram paw dude onlee like 15 pounds liter !!! ♥♥♥

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  21. meowmeowmansAugust 5, 2015 at 3:01 PM

    That's sort of sad about the Bay Bridge. And even sadder about those pillows, Spitty!

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  22. pilch92August 5, 2015 at 3:48 PM

    That is sad about the bridge and that the human cheated on poor Spitty.

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  23. Cathy KeishaAugust 5, 2015 at 3:50 PM

    At least you don’t have Chris Christie to pull funds at the last minute.

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  24. SakuAugust 5, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    Hmmph that human is spoiling all your fun. Get scratching Spitty!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  25. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)August 5, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    Are you sure those are pillows covered by that comforter? It almost looks like a human shape. Mebbe its a spy...

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