Sometimes, a Boy likes to hang out on the bed, in the messy bedroom, stare broodingly out at the rain, and think his own important thoughts.
At those times, such a Boy would appreciate someone who understands and respects his Personal Space.
But what he actually has in the real world is a Woman with a Flashy Box, following him around, relentlessly invading his private time.
She Can't Take a Hint.
How rude of her to invade your space, Spitty. Give her the stink eye.
ReplyDeleteI think it are contayjus, my momma has da same problem.
ReplyDeleteShoot. We have stalkers here, too, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteShe just wants to give you the attention you missed this past week. Granted, she doesn't have a clue how do to that properly. Humans are thick. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteLook, there's a mountain of evidence to indicate that your Human is a bit thick, so it's little wonder that she's slow to get the message here. But ... the upside of this particular foible of hers is that we do get to see lots of wonderful pics of you Spitty. So, take a deep breath and smile for the camera once or twice. Maybe, just maybe, she'll then leave you in peace.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
What's a kitty to do?
ReplyDeleteJust ignore her, she'll soon get bored.
ReplyDeleteYeah, right.
Why does that perspective look like she was hiding behind the bed and snuck one arm up to get that surprise picture? Oh my gosh Spitty, you really are being stalked!
ReplyDeleteWhat The Island Cats said!
ReplyDeleteSame here Spitty so no need to escape to my house. Same flashy box
ReplyDeleteI offer a more "graphic" suggestion....the old "hork in the slippers" trick OR even better, the old "hork in her camera case".....both of which send a distinct message. Privacy is important to us guys.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Maybe your look isn't "withering" enough? Precious can give you tips...
ReplyDeleteI'd watch my back if I were you!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful week...
Noodle and crew
Sorry Spitty, when you are that handsome, you have to suffer the pawparazzi.
ReplyDeleteI get the same problems Spitty, in fact it is worse. Can you believe she even takes photos of me peeing! I live in dread that she is going to post them.
ReplyDeleteMom got to laughing and then some more. She recognizes herself I see! Relentlessly following. Yup. That's us.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to wait outside..just come on in UTB as always.
dood....due ewe noe what de penalteez R for stalkin.....
ReplyDeletewell, we dont either......
oh well, hay we can still call de pole lease anyway if ya want.... ♥♥♥
Nothing a good bitey or scratch won’t cure. Then she’ll stay away although I must say I love seeing pictures of you.
ReplyDeleteWe feel you pain Spitty! The same thing happens at our house too. Sigh!!!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
We think Lone Star kittehs have it right - maybe there's an inoculation?
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