Caturday: The Fleeze Repurrt
After my third Advantage treatment two weeks ago, we believe we have gained the upper hand in my personal 100 Years' War against the Flench and their allies.
We estimate we have driven off (i.e., killed dead) about 75-80% of our enemies and the rest are on the run. As useless as my Human usually is, she has been a staunch 4-Star General in devising our battle plan, and tireless in operating the Sucky Monster and wielding the Comb of Sudden Sudsy Death.
That's great news, Spitty. Good job showing those fleas who's boss.
ReplyDeleteTBT attacks, um "checks" us with a flea comb every few weeks. He never finds any, Thank Bast! Which seems odd ta him, since we are outside in places where those Evil Flea-Infested Skwerls are.
ReplyDeleteWe are glad ta hear you are winning the battle.
Yay! The battle has turned a corner and victory is at hand!
ReplyDeleteHoping for your own PURRsonal Waterloo...
ReplyDeleteExcellent news from the front lines, Spitty! We are glad to hear victory is imminent!
ReplyDeleteSounds like victory is approaching. Let the fleasting begin.
ReplyDeleteFabulous effort by the Human - praise where praise is due (although I'm still of the view that she was the one who brought the dastardly critters home with her in the first place).
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
Sweetheart! How utterly persistent! That's worse than your Admiral had to endure.
ReplyDeleteThe big fleazy sucks. Literally!
ReplyDeleteThat is good news that you are winning your battle. Those fleas have met their Waterloo.
ReplyDeleteGiant kudos to your human, Spitty! Our mom knows how truly awful the flea deal can be.
ReplyDeleteBoy, we are so happy to hear and see that you finally have these dastardly devils on the run. They are no fun. You are looking quite comfy here, Spitty. Hugs and purrs from Misty May. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWe just KNEW you'd win that war Spitster! You fought a hard battle against the evil invaders but in the end your battle tactics took the prize!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Very good news and full marks to your human!
ReplyDeletePurrs ... Rainbow