The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Thursday, July 14, 2016
How Pinkie Lost His Tailio
Extract from defendant's deposition in the matter of Pinkie v. HRM Spitty I: Q: And just how did the plaintiff come to be so grievously & egregiously maimed? A: Um, accidents happen.
C'mon Spitty - we know that you can be much more articulate than that. Pop in some multisyllabic words, a Latin phrase or two and in no time you'll have them all convinced that Pinkie wanted - was begging - to lose his tail and that whoever assisted him achieve this goal was doing something noble and honourable.
OR obviously poor materials. Pinkie SHOULD HAVE KNOWN that he had a loose tail. The fault is "per specto" and "irbovio", etc i.e, (inter etcetera) not yer fault.
Definitely an accident based on our experience! Happens here all the time. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Spitty, I would blame the Ghost of William in your testimony. He was notorious for biting off the tails of toys, including a neat radio controlled mouse who perished almost on contact. Who's to say he didn't visit your toy?
R.O.T.F.L.R.C.A.O. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺♥♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteYour lips are sealed.....by yummy fancy feast?
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Sounds like a good answer to me!
ReplyDeleteC'mon Spitty - we know that you can be much more articulate than that. Pop in some multisyllabic words, a Latin phrase or two and in no time you'll have them all convinced that Pinkie wanted - was begging - to lose his tail and that whoever assisted him achieve this goal was doing something noble and honourable.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
MOL!
ReplyDeleteIt was just a mouse tail fail Spitty!
ReplyDeleteThat's your story and you're sticking to it.
ReplyDeleteIf we didn't know better, we'd say Zoey did it. That looks like her handiwork.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Pinky got a Tailectemy! Hope he got some good drugs to knock him out first.
ReplyDeleteSurely self defence ?
ReplyDeleteOR obviously poor materials. Pinkie SHOULD HAVE KNOWN that he had a loose tail. The fault is "per specto" and "irbovio", etc i.e, (inter etcetera) not yer fault.
ReplyDeletePoor Pinkie =)
ReplyDeletePinkie didn't need that long of a talio, really...
ReplyDeleteDefinitely an accident based on our experience! Happens here all the time. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteJenna would have eaten the evidence. Would be hard to prove after that!
ReplyDeleteI am an Attorney if you need one, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny Spitty.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, I would blame the Ghost of William in your testimony. He was notorious for biting off the tails of toys, including a neat radio controlled mouse who perished almost on contact. Who's to say he didn't visit your toy?
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