The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Saturday, November 26, 2016
I May Be A-Sleepin' But My Tailio's A-Sweepin'
The Tailio never sleeps. Well, he does, but not so much when the Human is prowling around and I do not has a roof over my head, as I do in my cozy little house, where she is less liable to snatch me up for forcible cuddling.
Forcible cuddling? Is that mentioned specifically in the contract? If it's there, I'm confident that it comes with a large turkey dinner as compensation. Check out the fine print before getting involved in any physical contact, Spitty. You owe it to yourself.
TBT sometimes calls me "Miss Whippy Tail" when he picks me up. I don't LIKE being picked up. But I calm down real fast draped over his shoulder getting stroked head to tail. ~ AYLA
Forcible cuddling should be banned under the constitution. Can't you sort that ?
ReplyDeleteForcible cuddling? Is that mentioned specifically in the contract? If it's there, I'm confident that it comes with a large turkey dinner as compensation. Check out the fine print before getting involved in any physical contact, Spitty. You owe it to yourself.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
Oh that cuddling! Send her over here. I love it. I can't help myself.
ReplyDeleteIs that tailio a warning device for humans ?
ReplyDeleteHeh,heh,heh
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
If the tailio is sweeping, humans should leave us kitties sleeping!
ReplyDeleteEvery tailio needs a rest from time to time....mine tends to levitate when I'm totally asleep which amuses my Mom for some weird reason.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Forced cuddling is not so bad. It's all the kisses I object to.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, my talio is the same way. The lady with the yellow hair says it has a life of its own. ~Zoey
ReplyDeleteTBT sometimes calls me "Miss Whippy Tail" when he picks me up. I don't LIKE being picked up. But I calm down real fast draped over his shoulder getting stroked head to tail. ~ AYLA
ReplyDeleteYour tail's playing sentry for you!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, Yous does has a glorious tail and yous IS totally cuddleable...how could anyone resists yous? Mes can't!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Your Nellie Bellie
Did you get that RTS from Caroline??
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