Despite the fact you have abandoned me far too many times for work in the last two weeks, and despite the fact that you have failed abysmally to do anything about the HOTS , and despite the fact that satisfying playtimes have been sadly lacking, and despite the fact that we have not posted since elebenty days ago, or maybe it was two, I will still give you a nice cuddle for coming home on time and asking so nicely.
But it will be a quick one.
We hope you're getting gourmet dinners for all this abandonment, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteSticks and carrots, Spitty - you gotta use whatever works and if that means deigning to let the Human pat you and scritch your ears so that she feels valued, then so be it.
ReplyDeleteI'm concerned to hear, however, that she's done nothing all about the hots. You might need to sit down with her and explain - slowly and patiently - what it's like during warm weather when one is wrapped snugly in a black fur coat. Because she has so little fur on her body, it may not have occurred to her to consider the situation from your perspective.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
You're turning into a softy Spitty.
ReplyDeleteYou are very generous, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteA quickie won't hurt anyone, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, you are so obliging!
ReplyDeletedood...send sum hotz R way pleez...itz 9 degreez heer ~~~~~~~ :(
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Kind of you to share yourself with your Mum BRIEFLY....no sense spoiling her by allowing her bodily access for more than a quickie!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Oh Spitty, you area stern taskmaster !
ReplyDeletePoor Spitty.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty nice of you, Spitty, after all the failures on the part of your human. Have you heard anything from Denmaster? We haven't. We are going to send another e-mail tomorrow. She is very bad about answering e-mails. Misty May sends kisses and hopes you'll be able to spend Valentine's Day together. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
ReplyDeleteYeah, she needs to make up for all of her ignoring you, but soak up all those loves.
ReplyDeleteWe’re surprised you’re giving in so easily, Spitty. You must reall want some cuddles.
ReplyDeleteA quick cuddle of the Bein is a lot from you!
ReplyDeleteGeez, that's a lot of de spites! We're not fans of de spites and for you to be so accommodating despite all those de spites, dear Spitty, well, that's why we love you.
ReplyDeleteCuddle; nothing! You need to use your teeth to let the human know who's important.
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