The Human and I have reached a new phase of our relationship. She gives me people tuna for a treat and I make biscuits on her while she sleeps. I let her give me tummy scritches and then sometimes I sleep on the other pillow. She feels I ought not to be discussing such intimacies in public, but I see no harm in it, right? I say, we're among friends here. No one's going to the tabloids with this, right?
I don't even read the tabloids, so don't worry!
ReplyDeleteI think this forum is exactly the right place for sharing intimacies of this nature, Spitty. We will applaud the Human's improved levels of service to you and be in awe of your generosity to her in return. Truly inspirational stuff King S.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
Hmmmmm....no. Your excursions might b, but we will keep that on the down low. 💗
ReplyDeleteWhat about putting the people tuna on the biscuits you make? Sounds like a good arrangement to us.
ReplyDeleteWanna bet, Mr Softy ????
ReplyDeleteWe think this retirement stuff is working out for the both of you
ReplyDeleteNo one would dare go to the tabloids :)
ReplyDeleteWe would never (click, click) go the the tabloids (copy, copy, copy) like KittyTellAll or The Midnight Cat...
ReplyDelete*ring* *ring* click..hello? Enquirer?...
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are REALLY enjoying this retirement gig your Human has settled into - I'd say you are in the driver's seat on this one buddy!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Sounds like you have settled into a good routine.
ReplyDeleteI sleep with mum all the time. Hardly headline news.
ReplyDeleteI'm calling TMZ right now, Spitty! Wait, wait a minute! You make biscuits on your human?!? Wow...! Sorry I missed the last few posts, but I LURV your Salvador Dali impression!
ReplyDeleteI must say Mr Spitty...Queen Penelope tells me that you NEVER used to treat your human so well...but you were most superb with the Lady Cats...
ReplyDeleteI treat my human well, but I know NOTHING about biscuits...
I've not done them or made them on anything...
Can you be my mentor r for Lady Cats and biscuits?
Purrs
Marv