I think I'm safe here in my sweet little cube.
But just blocks away in the midst of the Urban Jungle, lurks a small, all-female herd.
Their names are Betsy, Bailey, Bellatrix, Buttercup, Bambi and Brunhilda.
Honestly, though, I don't think they're very pretty.
The Human and her friend visited them Saturday. Thank Cod they didn't invite one home.
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P.S. I am sorry we disappeared for such a long time. *I* have something to say every day, but apparently *she* cannot be persuaded that this is a "priority." Phffffft.
Spitty, you're a very reasonable sort of chap. Most kings would just squash poor performing staff like a bug, but you tolerate your Human's appalling behaviour year after year.
ReplyDeleteIn keeping with your generous nature, why don't you tell the Human that you're going to put the question of how frequently you should be able to call upon her assistance in updating your blog to a vite among your subjects. I mean, you can't say much fairer than that, can you? Indeed, let her know that you wouldn't even object to her lobbying for votes for the option that she favours - PROVIDED, of course, that she accepts the outcome of the poll and promises to abide by it.
I think this idea is a winner!
Megan
Sydney, Australia
You have BUFFALO in San Francisco?! Wow!
ReplyDeleteWow, buffalo! Cute names for them, but Bambi???
ReplyDeleteSpitty, I think you are selling yourself short!
ReplyDeleteAll of those buffalo babes would LURV to visit you, you handsome mancat!
All of the ladies...no matter what species...LURV you, you know that...
We are so glad to see it is your Human and not you who are having problems with posting!
ReplyDeleteeen wondering where you were. Thought you'd slide on over, know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteSpitty, we just love seeing you relaxing in your cube. We are glad your human didn't bring home any buffalo friends. I don't think there would be much room for you in the cube if they visited. LOL!! Thanks for the share. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteWorld of Animals
I herd that Spitty, you'd need a bigger litter box!
ReplyDeleteYou need to hire a new secretary so you can post daily- your fans want to see your handsome face. XO
ReplyDeleteSpitty, you wouldn’t want to live with one of those buffaloes.
ReplyDeleteWe bet you could ride one of those things.
ReplyDeleteThey certainly aren't as exciting as you, Spittola.
ReplyDeleteNo argument from us those ladies are odd in the least
ReplyDeleteCan we give you a home, where the blog does get done?
ReplyDeleteOur male human visited those buffalo in Golden Gate Park after he had lunch with your human a few years ago, Spitty! :)
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