"That's a nice idea, Spits, but what are you qualified to do? I mean, you'll need a skill set to get hired in these recessionary times."
"I've heard there are people who hire Box Boys! Hey, I'm a pro--I bet I could make a ton of money doing that, right?"
::crickets::
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Friendly Fill-Ins
Our friends at 15 and Meowing came up with the first two sentences and Four-Legged Furballs came up with the second two.
1. If you want laptime, you have to pay me in brushies.
2. During the month of August, I plan to conduct an annual performance review
of my Human.
3. Others might think it’s strange that I can smell butter from 20 yards away.
4. 2021 seems so far away, but it's not.
Oh - I like the sound of #2. Very much looking forward to that given how poor the Human's service and support have been of late. If you need a hand with the wording, just call on me!
ReplyDeleteAs for getting a job - modelling pays extraordinarily well I hear. I think you'd probably only have to do one gig a month at most.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Maybe you could be a boxer Spitty, claws out of course!
ReplyDeleteSpitty you will make the best box boy ever. And the green papers will roll in
ReplyDeleteI am sure you would make a very good box boy, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, I like Brian's comment: a boxer!
ReplyDeleteYou've got the physique, and the winning catitude...
Maybe you could be a food tester. HAH! I bet a lot of gut rot wouldn't get mass produced then. Great fill-in answers. I wouldn't do a lap for all the treats in the world.
ReplyDeletedood....ewe wood make an eggz cell ant box boy AND use yur box boy blooz slogan aza logo anda new hit song ♫♪♫♫♫♫♪
ReplyDelete☺☺☺♥♥♥
Spitty, you could sell a calendar on Zazzle- all the ladycats would buy it.
ReplyDeleteThank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. If i were the human, I would be nervous about that review being that she didn't help you blog for several weeks in a row.
Maybe some butter would help improve her score. XO
Well, I've heard good box boys are well tipped, so there's that.
ReplyDeleteWell Spitty I think you do fill a box rather nicely - but you don't want to be doing any heavy lifting so I suggest NOT taking a Box Boy job and instead be a BOX MODEL. I'm sure the pay is good and you just lie there looking cute - you can handle that right? Love your fill-ins too - well done...........
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Spitty you will make a fine Box Boy. Just remember to hop out before it gets wrapped up. Good answers and where has 2020 gone? *sigh*
ReplyDeleteExceptionally good job on the fill-ins, Spitty, and we definitely think you have all the qualifications to be an excellent box boy. Misty May sends 💋💋💋. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
ReplyDeleteBe honest, Spitty! YOU never paid a mouse ta attract the ladycats. THEY brought them to YOU.
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