The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Sunday Selfie: Easy Like Sunday Morning
So, I was sleeping so very peacefully when she made her little (annoying) kissie noise, which I have learned usually presages brushies or treats. But I was sleeping so very soundly I never even twitched. She was sooooo disappointed.
You look so peaceful sleeping. How could she think of trying to disturb you! Were you really asleep or just pretending? That is what I do when I am too tired to be disturbed and don't want to talk. Ivor wakes up often around 3 am then asks if I am awake, then it is yap yap yap and I am soon wide awake too. It is much easier to pretend to be asleep.
I'm with the crowd who suspect you of faking it - 'cos if you were truly asleep, I think the ever-alert-for-any-hint-of-treats part of your brain would have reacted instinctively to those appalling kissie noises and dragged you to the surface, ready to gobble something wonderful.
But the fully-awake-but-faking-it part of your brain KNEW that she was just trying to get you to open your eyes for the camera and that she had no intention of actually delivering on the implied promise of a treat.
I call her out for cheating, Spitty! If she deigns to make those kissie noises, then she MUST deliver on the treats. Otherwise, over time, you'll learn that SHE is sometimes faking it, and those kissie noises will stop working. How dumb is she? (LOL)
You look so peaceful sleeping. How could she think of trying to disturb you! Were you really asleep or just pretending? That is what I do when I am too tired to be disturbed and don't want to talk.
ReplyDeleteIvor wakes up often around 3 am then asks if I am awake, then it is yap yap yap and I am soon wide awake too. It is much easier to pretend to be asleep.
Gee! You must have been having pawsome dreams Spitty!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs, Julie
You are a snoozy pro Spitty!
ReplyDeleteThe King does not twitch for kissie noises.
ReplyDeleteGood job of faking it Spitty!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Excellent snoozing, Spitty. No twitching to be had ... you were sleeping!
ReplyDeleteYou sure do a fine Easy Selfie Spitty. We defer to your Kingliness
ReplyDeleteI'm with the crowd who suspect you of faking it - 'cos if you were truly asleep, I think the ever-alert-for-any-hint-of-treats part of your brain would have reacted instinctively to those appalling kissie noises and dragged you to the surface, ready to gobble something wonderful.
ReplyDeleteBut the fully-awake-but-faking-it part of your brain KNEW that she was just trying to get you to open your eyes for the camera and that she had no intention of actually delivering on the implied promise of a treat.
I call her out for cheating, Spitty! If she deigns to make those kissie noises, then she MUST deliver on the treats. Otherwise, over time, you'll learn that SHE is sometimes faking it, and those kissie noises will stop working. How dumb is she? (LOL)
Megan
Sydney, Australia
My Emmy wants to join you. XO
ReplyDeleteGood job, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteWere you really sleeping, Spitty, or did you choose to ignore her?
ReplyDeleteYou really were deep in snoozeland, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteShe disturbed your nap? Shameful.
ReplyDeleteBut as we all know, our humans are persistent, so she'll be trying again later. Tee hee hee.
ReplyDeleteSpitty...are yous going deaf? Wow yous was totally zonked!
ReplyDeletepurrs
Marv, jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Angel Nellie
Well that sure is what I'd call sleeping soundly!!
ReplyDeleteThey all make some weerd noise to get our attention. TBT clicks like cricket in the house and makes whistling sounds outside.
ReplyDeleteWell, it sort of works. We know it is HIM and not some cat-nappining stranger. As IF we couldn't tell him from one.
You were wise to stay napping.
They all make some weerd noise to get our attention. TBT clicks like cricket in the house and makes whistling sounds outside.
ReplyDeleteWell, it sort of works. We know it is HIM and not some cat-nappining stranger. As IF we couldn't tell him from one.
You were wise to stay napping.