Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Relaxicat Says . . .

Step right up and tell me your troubles. Relaxicat™ has plenty of wise advice for you!

Stressed out over politics?
Take a nap!

Worried about the pandemic?
Take a nap!

Feeling depressed about the holidays?
Take a nap!

That'll be $100 or four toonas. PayPal and PayFish gladly accepted.

14 comments:

  1. Gosh, Spitty...Lucy only charged a nickel!

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  2. I'd pay you Spitty but I've gotta nap first!

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  3. Spitty, I am more stressed out now at having to pay $100 for a nap!

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  4. Wow, Spitty. Your fees are a little high! ;)

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  5. PayFish?!?!?! We gotta get us some of THAT action!

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  6. Thanks, Spittola! We'll send the tunas in the morning!

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  7. I agree. Naps are the answer to everything. XO

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  8. Geez - some cat says that your fees are a little high. I thought that you were underselling yourself at only $100 for all of that advice. I feel that if you bumped the price up to $400, your clients would actually value what you've got to say even more.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  9. dood....sew....if 4 toonaz iz 100.00 & 9 salmon iz on sale at 57.75 each, how much change doez we get bak if we give ewe 16 cheeze slicez at 2.30 a peace :) ♥♥☺☺

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  10. I thank you for the discount Spitty, $75 is much more reasonable. I think the dollars are more appropriate as the toonas will be smelling rather high by the time they get to you.

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  11. Whoa! You're looking to enrich your treat fund fast. I like that.

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  12. Relaxicat sure has good advice. We will be back to hear more

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