As if it isn't BAD ENOUGH that the Human abandons me every day for her stoopy job, now the Old Bat tells me she is off to an Old Bat Slumber Pawty tomorrow.
Apparently, it's not enough to go play bridge in the East Bay for an afternoon.
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Now they are going to have a Bridge Slumber Pawty so they can play till all hours and drink martinis 'cause no one will have to drive home. To me. Like she should.
Okaaaaaayyyy. Let’s get the pawty started. I’ll bring some CDs, some nip and vine, some meowlot. You call cats and tell them to bring their cat mats and beds. We gonna pawty, baby!
ReplyDeleteYeah...like CK says. Let's have a party of our own! And we won't clean up afterwards.
ReplyDeleteStrongly dislike! Totally out of order. They could at least INVITE you.
ReplyDeleteWait, the Beins are playin Bridge AND drinkin martininis? Think about that... TBT says he can barely imagine the bidding of the biddies. Grand Slams (or whatever those high bids are) with nothin higher than a Jack!
ReplyDeleteAnd they make the bid...
All of that when she could be at home giving you brushies??? Mayhap you are losing control over your human, Spitster....
ReplyDeleteI think you should just assume that you're going along, Spitty. Pack your overnight stuff up and be ready at the front door when she's heading off. That should embarrass her into taking you with her. Besides, you'd be a real hit among the guests.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
My human went on one of those a few months ago, at a friend's house near us... except she missed me and her boyfriend so much that she left about 1 am and went home down side streets.
ReplyDeleteI think ya need to have a pawty of your own.
ReplyDeletewow... you have a lonely night because of meow-tinis? not fair :o)
ReplyDeleteSpitty...standing invitation. Remember? Veals, hams and half and half? Bath?
ReplyDeleteDestroy something to show her!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope they don't get too cold playing cards under the bridge Spitty!
ReplyDeleteI like CK's idea! I'll bring some real live mousies from the Devon fields for us all to chase. Don't catch all of them though because the human will be having a fit when she hears them running through the house in the dead of the night.
ReplyDeleteWhen will it end, Spitty, WHEN?
ReplyDelete(Oh, and what else should I do except sleep, bud? I'm 12-1/2! You know what that is in cat years? 12-1/2!!)
Poor Spitty. I think you need to have a house trashing party.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good excuse for a house trashing...or a present in her best pair of shoes :)
ReplyDeleteSpitty, do you need us to come over? We will fire up the boogie mats right now if you want!
ReplyDeletewell she could at LEAST bring you with her!!!
ReplyDeletecatchatwithcarenandcody
Brewskis and house trashing?
ReplyDeleteSpitty, that is SO wrong!
ReplyDeleteIf ya want a house trashin', we;re in!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Flynn and CK said it all. No more need be said. I especially like Flynn's word about leaving some sporting mice about the house for later! When you catch them you can do as I did..bring it into bed with your mom and you.
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