Sunday, September 27, 2015

Kitties! I Almost Starved!


Do you see this HALF of a can? Do you? It is a mere morsel, I tell you, barely enough to keep a kitten alive from one day to the next, let alone a full-grown and robust manly ManCat such as myself!

 But did the Human leave any kind of instructions for the Auntie? Like, "Make sure to give him BOTH halves of the can for dinner"?

 No, of course she did not! So I got HALF A CAN! Oh Bast, the outrage of it all!

 And worser, she told Auntie she did not need to "bother" coming this morning as she would be home "plenty early" to give me my breakfast herself!

Do you know what "plenty early" means in her book?  Do you know what time she rolled in from the Old Bat Slumber Party? Well, do you??

 At NOON, Kitties, in fact after NOON.


And she said, "Oh look, Spitty, all your food plates are empty! You don't even have any crunchies left!"

"Well, d'oh! Feed me!" And so she did.

Om nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
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28 comments:

  1. Eastside CatsSeptember 27, 2015 at 1:09 PM

    Spitty, think it's time to find a new minion!

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2015 at 1:49 PM

    OMC Spitty dat's just pawful. Sis Lexi can eat 4 of those at one meal. MOL We can't believe anypawdy wuld fink dat only da half was purrlenty. Glad yous didn't waste away to nuffin'. Talk 'bout a cwash diet. MOL well least yous mommy be back now and yous can get purrlenty to eat again. Have a blest day.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  3. Angel Prancer PieSeptember 27, 2015 at 1:51 PM

    We're surprised you had the strength to even post!

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  4. Memories of Eric and FlynnSeptember 27, 2015 at 3:24 PM

    That is terrible! I think I will have nightmares tonight.

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  5. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadySeptember 27, 2015 at 3:32 PM

    The injustice of it!

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  6. MeganSeptember 27, 2015 at 3:42 PM

    That's shocking, Spitty. I'm flabbergasted. I hope you invest some quality time planning an appropriate response: barfing on the bed, perhaps?

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  7. Brian's Home BlogSeptember 27, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    Oh my Spitty! At least you got some food, I was afraid you got stuck with the diet thing.

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  8. Lone Star CatsSeptember 27, 2015 at 4:05 PM

    OMC, you're lucky you survived!

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  9. Just DuckySeptember 27, 2015 at 4:19 PM

    Sheesh, a poor kittie could starve.

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  10. MariodacatSeptember 27, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Oh buddy, this is the worse case of kitty human abuse I've seen in a long time. Come on over here pal, I'm back on regular food again. I'll be happy to share my morsels with you. Anything for a pal.

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  11. Angel SimbaSeptember 27, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    I guess Auntie doesn't have a cat of her own, otherwise she would have KNOWN a half can was not nearly enough!

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  12. The Island CatsSeptember 27, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    That's the last time you should let your human go anywhere, Spitty.

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  13. Katie IsabellaSeptember 27, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Spitty, I think you need to retrain her. Thus was a grave happening and she needs a liberal helping of Consequentium. Open up your store of those and slap it on her. Also come see my blog.

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  14. The Florida FurkidsSeptember 27, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    OMC....do we need to call a report in? You could have STARVED.

    The Florida Furkids

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  15. meowmeowmansSeptember 27, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    Yikes. That's the stuff of nightmares, Spitty. We are so sorry!

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  16. Cathy KeishaSeptember 27, 2015 at 7:20 PM

    OMC! Oh Bast! The outrage! How irresponsible can your human be! Complain to the Union! I hope she remedied the situation by giving you as much as you could eat.

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  17. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)September 27, 2015 at 7:30 PM

    We arent tryin ta be cruel, but we get fed about 6 times a day now. Dont get too upset, they are small portions. Its the only way ta keep Iza from horkin hers... An we KNOW ya want Iza ta stay nice an plump!

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  18. Catio TalesSeptember 27, 2015 at 7:50 PM

    Outrageous. Not even enough to yak up in disgust.
    Disgraceful. Please ensure the Auntie READS your blog.

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  19. Summer at sparklecat.comSeptember 27, 2015 at 9:51 PM

    Spitty, I want to say, if that had happened to Binga, she would have screamed the house down!

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  20. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesSeptember 28, 2015 at 1:34 AM

    Poor starving Spitty! Look at your (utterly adorable) hip bones sticking out! It's clear you're wasting away to nothing! The girls are rushing over with an emergency supply of chicken baby foods and temptations!

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  21. easyweimaranerSeptember 28, 2015 at 1:54 AM

    I hear ya... I've got a half jar of babyfood yesterday... it said nestle MINI... a half of a mini jar...scandalous :o(

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  22. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2015 at 8:06 AM

    I think your human is taking advantage of your usual magnanimous and cheery nature (cough cough) and leaving you to practically STARVE when she's away! Scandalous!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  23. pilch92September 28, 2015 at 8:17 AM

    Poor Spitty, that is an outrage. I am glad you managed to not starve to death.

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  24. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenSeptember 28, 2015 at 9:07 AM

    Ohhhh Spitty!! This is an OUTRAGE! It is simply INEXCUSABLE!!!!!!! I say REVENGE is in the offing for sure!
    Love, Cody
    catchatwithcarenandcody

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  25. TerriSeptember 28, 2015 at 1:34 PM

    Poor Spitty! We're glad you finally got your noms and your mom is back home :)

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  26. CATachresisSeptember 28, 2015 at 3:11 PM

    It's an outrage, Spitty!! We must marshall the comrades to discipline the human!

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  27. Ivan from WMDSeptember 28, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    Now, that HAS to be illegal, Spitty. I tell you, it's as if your human and mine have been comparing strategies.

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  28. FurriesSeptember 28, 2015 at 9:15 PM

    It's a wonder you didn't waste away to nothing while you were being deprived of ample sustenance.

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