Friday, December 29, 2017

                   Guest Post by Butterscotch: Help Me

Please. Put me down. Oh please. Really. I'm asking nicely.

Context: The Human abandoned me a second time to go gallivanting once more to the Home of Lilybelle. This is Butters, Lily's brother, being manhandled by the Human, who is beyond slow to take a message.

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15 comments:

  1. The WhiskerattiDecember 29, 2017 at 5:05 PM

    Oh, just look at that face! You are screaming HELP ME and the hoomins are going AWWWWW so cute. Clueless, they are.

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  2. MeganDecember 29, 2017 at 5:37 PM

    Dearie dearie dearie, Spitty. Last week your blog was invaded by a pic of another pusscat, now the actual post is being written by an introoder. What is the world coming to?

    That said, clearly this pusscat is in dire straits, so I can understand why you wanted to give up your blog in a desperate attempt to assist. Good on you.

    My advice to young Butterscotch is to abandon the 'asking nicely' nonsense - it ain't gonna work. Go the claws Butterscotch, and be quick about it before you're smooched to suffocation.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  3. Lone Star CatsDecember 29, 2017 at 6:10 PM

    MOL MOL!

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  4. Summer at sparklecat.comDecember 29, 2017 at 9:24 PM

    MOL - better Butterscotch than you, right, Spitty?

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  5. AnonymousDecember 30, 2017 at 8:29 AM

    Yikes - the eyes say it all....you want to run and hide but the human has you by the face and is cooing and ooooohing and aaaaaahing and speaking "baby talk" to you and it's all just SOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassing! I've found the best thing is to just ENDURE then the minute you are released - run and hide (or pee on their shoes!).

    Hugs, Teddy

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  6. Ivan from WMDDecember 30, 2017 at 9:20 AM

    How on earth do we tolerate the hopelessly dopey?

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  7. pilch92December 30, 2017 at 10:53 AM

    Butterscotch is a cutie.

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  8. Kitties BlueDecember 30, 2017 at 11:56 AM

    Butterscotch, we can see why you are being held and admired. You are quite gorgeous, but we do understand your desire to be put down. Hope no bloodshed ensued. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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  9. Memories of Eric and FlynnDecember 30, 2017 at 1:50 PM

    Sorry Butterscotch, but humans can't help themselves when they see such handsomeness.

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  10. The Island CatsDecember 30, 2017 at 2:44 PM

    Just think, Spitty...that could be you.

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  11. meowmeowmansDecember 31, 2017 at 8:35 AM

    We suppose it's better that Butters took that one for you, eh Spitty?

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  12. Katie IsabellaDecember 31, 2017 at 10:13 AM

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  13. Katie IsabellaDecember 31, 2017 at 10:14 AM

    I love this...absolutely love it. What a message...full of pathos and truth and everycat feels empathy. XXX

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  14. Just DuckyDecember 31, 2017 at 7:42 PM

    Please release me, let me go....

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  15. Eastside CatsJanuary 2, 2018 at 12:11 PM

    HALP!

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.