Saturday, March 17, 2018

Sunday Selfie: A Shameful Exhibition

No, not me, Sillies. If you look carefully, and ignore my adorable kittenish playfulness (nearly impossible, I know), you might see some evidence of three Old Bats having an impromptu drunken pre-St. Patrick's par-tay last night (don't you worry about Spitty, though; he stayed safely UTB for hours). What an embarrassing debacle that ended with a 74-year-old neighbor passed out snoring in this very chair. As you can see, I am performing an exorcism this evening with my sacred fevvers.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

You Be the Judge

A. Imagine if you will a winsome and endearing kitty seeking only a spot of relaxation and warmth in his day:

B. and a group of Young Lady yoofs at the Human's school braving the rain to have their say:

A or B? or B or A? Who's the Fairest of them all?

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The WatchCat

I had to argue long and hard to convince the Human that this photo was not too unseemly for use on my very own blog.

After all, I consider it my sworn duty to stand guard over the Human when she is, um, busy in the Human Litterbox Room.

She felt that perhaps this topic might be somewhat undignified, but I told her there was absolutely nothing undignified in a fine ManCat ensuring the comfort and safety of his Human in her time of need.

Right? Right.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Sunday Selfie: Come to Papa, Little Birdie

There, that's good.You know I wouldn't hurt you.


'Cause I'll want to play again soon, right?

There, there, no need to scream.

Friday, March 9, 2018

The Human Likes to Sit Here

Sometimes, that's  allowed
But not tonight.

Tonight, I was here first.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

                Zee Ack-reddit-tay-shun, She Eez O-vair

And can't you see how thrilled I am?
Why, I have even opened one eye.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Sunny Sunday Selfie

There were sunpuddles today so I wasn't as mad as I might have been that the Human spent the day at school. This was the first day of their "ack-reddit-tay-shun" visit. Whatever that means. She says it'll all be over Wednesday. But I dunno. I don't find her the most honest person.

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Since some of you inquired about what a "soft story" is (and believe me when I say we didn't used to know either), herewith is Wikipedia's explanation:
A soft story building is a multi-story building in which one or more floors have windows, wide doors, large unobstructed commercial spaces, or other openings in places where a shear wall would normally be required for stability as a matter of earthquake engineering design. A typical soft story building is an apartment building of three or more stories located over a ground level with large openings, such as a parking garage.
This was the picture that accompanied the little article. Maybe we'll stop complaining about the retrofit now: