Schmoozing with Stampo

Spitty:  Well, Stampo, my week of mischief was pretty fun, wasn't it?
Stampo:  I guess so, but since I didn't get in on any of it, I wouldn't know.
Spitty:  Listen, little buddy, I got me some more ideas. You want in on them this time?
Stampo:  Do I! Does a Trout Town Tabby love his trout?
Spitty:  Say, you got any spare thumbs I could borrow?
Stampo:  I don't think so, but can I come in your tent and help you scheme?
Spitty:  All in good time, little one, all in good time. For now, could you bring me my toonas and the pink mousie?

Mischief Managed

Heh heh. It's been a fun week, Kitties, 

even though most of you all got all scoldy with me 

about Friday's Mischief!

C'mon! You didn't think Spitty was really going to go up in smoke, 

did you? You know I just loves to scare my Human!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Friday

It's kind of CHILLY here today. 

I've seen the Human use these all the time

to make a nice little fire atop a candle.

But really, a candle flame is such a small fire! 

I bet I could start a merry blaze right here in my tent. 

I don't really think I need a Human to do it for me, either--oh those Humans. 

They're sooooo smug about their "opposable thumbs"! 

Like we kitties just can't do nuffing with our clever little paws! 

Well, I guess I'll show her!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Thursday

Silly Human!

Who needs to get up at 5:30 a.m.? I think I'll just do her a favor 

and reset this little clock to go off at 9:00 a.m. instead.

She'll feel sooooo much more rested today!

Really. She'll be so grateful for the extra sleep!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Wednesday

I think this green paper stuff just causes endless troubles 

for the Human and others. 

Probably best if I just take it and use it 

for my nappy and then put it away somewhere

where the Human won't be bothered by it anymore. 

That is best, don't you think?

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Tuesday

What? 

*I* certainly can't help it if somehow her stockings ended up 

on my scratching post! I think they accidentally wrapped themselves 

around my tailio while I was napping in the bedroom. 

Hey, she doesn't like to wear them anyway! 

If they happen to end up full of holes, she can't wear them, right? 

She should THANK me!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Monday

She'll never find them here! 

And if she can't find them, she can't leave for work, 

so she'll have to stay home, and do my bidding all day long!