Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Hooo-eeeeeey! I'm a Winner!

Nellie's "Finish the Sentence" contest this week began:

No matter what my human says, I have NEVER . . .

And I responded: 

. . . drawn so much bloods she needed a transfusion!

And do you know what??? I winned! 'Cause mine was the best answer! Oh, wait--what

Oh, the winners are just randomly selected? Mine might not have been the best after all?

Well, I don't care! I still winned! Thanks for this very cool badge, my darling Nellie-Bellie!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Why, Yes . . .

I am in the Human's lap, sitting stoically through brushies and pettings, enduring the torments of the damned. Can you not see the suffering writ large across my furry brow?

Monday, May 18, 2015

Spitty Disapproves

of your last-faculty-meeting-of-the-year shenanigans and is going to call your parents.

N.B. This attractive youngish woman is NOT my Human but a brave colleague grabbing for the vodka.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Sunday Afternoon Baff

This little film is notable for its cinéma vérité-style shaky, handheld, blurry close ups. Oh wait--no, it's just the Human's incompetent camera work. But I do look pretty cute in some parts. And at only :38, there's no intermission to worry about.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Sunday Selfie*

* Okay, yes: This is a lie. Is is a Hu-fie. As you can see, my perfect paws are cunningly concealed beneath my ManCatly chest and nowhere near the flashy box button. But *I* say it counts, and I am King, so really, who's going to arrest me for it?

Friday, May 15, 2015

Some Days You Keep the Ball Rolling

             and some days it just sits there and taunts you.

N.B. Not to worry--the real answer to yesterday's multiple choice test item was (A)--I'd been such a piggy during the night! I was so hungry the previous evening I begged the Human for another can before she went to bed and I ate it all overnight, so by the time breakfast appeared, I really wasn't all that interested. Ironically, as soon as she took that picture, I strolled over and consumed most of it even though it was many hours old by then.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Why Didn't I Eat My Breakfast?

A)  I made a little piggy of myself during the night last night.
B)  Although this tuna flavor was my favorite last week, I have now determined it is inedible.
C)  I am tired of the green tray.
D)  You didn't stick around to keep me company while I ate.
E) He's still up there. Watching.