Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Spittyless Triptych

Pretty soon the original Bay Bridge will be gone-gone-gone. 

And yes, strictly speaking, the Human *did* take this while she was driving.

This is Teddy. He is ultra-handsome. The Human tried to have a fling with him this afternoon, but he spurned her for the cheating floozie that she is.

Pillows held hostage: Day 4.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Round Two

All right, well, now she's just being a Bad Sport.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

It's Caturday!

Why fur up one freshly-laundered pillowcase when I can so easily take care of both?

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

X-Rated Playtimes

Good thing I have all this black fur, isn't it, LadyCats? Or perhaps you'd have preferred a less furry view? 
I hear PlayGirl, Kitty Edition is looking for Mr. September

Monday, July 27, 2015

Sunday, July 26, 2015

HMS Bountiful Pulls into Port Spitty

OMC, Kitties! Now I'm not sayin' you should all sign up to have your teefs yanked (I really can't recommend it), but if you ever has to, I hope you get a Toof Fairy as fantastic as mine!

Ellen and all the Kitties at 15 and Meowing (Phoebe and all the others--there are so many!) really outdid themselves.
Just lookie:

It's Christmas in July, Kitties! Look at this FAT envelope full of things just for me! Stay away, Human! Did I tell you you could touch my stuff?

Well, I did let her open the envelope for me, and there, amidst the bounteous collection of freshly-baked toys, was the most exciting little box I ever saw!

I mean, could there *be* a box anywhere in all the realm as purrfect as this one? I told the Human we will keep my very finest possessions (i.e., my Nip and Silvervine) inside. None of her crap will be allowed to defile the innards of My Precious.

Now, you may notice that I am still playing with the Blue Ball of Enchantment. The Human has offered me some of the other toys, but so far? Well, so far I am obsessed with this thing. I know soon enough I will choose the orange fishie or the delightful Chick-hen leg, but for now? Well for now, it's just Me and Big Blue. You other toys will has to wait your turn.

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