Friday, July 1, 2016

Once Upon a (Play)time

Hello, Kitties! Thanks for stopping by during my playtime. Feel free to join right in! This is my green fishie toy from fellow Royal Punapippuri. I like to  grab it and hurt it bad, Kitties. I just can't help myself. But it always seems to bounce back to perfect health, ready for another mauling.                                                                                       

Thursday, June 30, 2016


I am *such* a good boy!
Apparently the Human agrees today.
Good Boys sometimes get The Gerber's.
For maximum enjoyment, listen carefully.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Spitty Speaks About Shelves

Hi Kitties! I understand my place was usurped by That Aggie last night. Well, that's all right I guess, except for the part where she called me a fleabag. I will have to have *my* people call *her* people about that.

So here's what the Human's been doing for a couple of days, along with going to work (only a little) and going out without my permission (too much).

This is the shelving in the dining room that provides the backdrop for so many of my stunning* portraits and action shots. There are six little cubbies and the one big countertop. As you can tell (maybe) the blue squares indicate the cubbies which have been decluttered and tidied up to contain basically one category of item (A = small electronic items, B = office supplies, 
C = cat stuff  & F = adult beverages), and the red ones have yet to be sorted (D = random Very Important Papers** & 
E = picture albums and stuff).

Finally, there's the Big Red Square, and frankly, I have no idea what the hell she's going to do about that.

Sorry, CK--have you trademarked that yet?
** So, can you tell she's not filed anything for awhile?

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Good Evening from Cousin Aggie

Remember when people kept diaries and got mad when someone read them?

Now, they put everything online and get mad when people don't.

Heh, heh. *I* keep my thoughts to myself, unlike that fleabag.

P.S. Spittola and the Human are having some minor camera troubles, which is why you are being so fortunate as to see me today. They'll be along soon enough. If I say so.

Monday, June 27, 2016

I Look Good Enough to Eat

Or at least that's what the Human says.

I dunno. It sounds a little, uh, creepy to me.

Do your Humans ever say weird stuff that makes you wonder whether it's safe to snooze with both eyes closed?

I'm not sure I want to be "scrumptious."

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Sunday Selfie: Spitty Is Stretchy

Ah, Kitties, life is good, despite the occasional tiny intruder.

For those who wonder where the, uh, unwelcome "visitors" have come from, I posit two explanations:

(1) The Stoopy Human brought them in on her shoes or clothing;


(2) Although I am an Only Cat, there *are* other kitties in the building, some of whom are indoor/outdoor, and there may be ::shhhhhhh:: critters loose in the hallways.

Saturday, June 25, 2016

                                 Behold: I Am Spittola

Lord of the Fleas

The Human is using a judicious combination of Advantage, frequent vacuuming & eternal vigilance to see if we can avoid The Bomb. Guerrilla warfare continues.