Saturday, September 30, 2017

Saturday Snack Time

So, Human, you gonna make me open this myself? I mean, I let you go to your stoopy j-o-b on a Caturday, for Bast's sake.

You owe me.

Alrighty, then. That's more like it. ::nomnomnom::

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

                           Cat on an Empty Blue Pillow

Hot cat is hot.
Long cat is long.

Long, hot cat seems . . . lonely.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Sunday Selfie: Good Things . . .

. . . come in 

Saturday, September 23, 2017


*Still Life With Very Dirty Table

(Can you guess whose chore the dusting is?)
(I assure you the name does not begin with an "S".)
(Just sayin'.)

Friday, September 22, 2017

                                       It's a Miracle

Miracle One:  She came home right after school--before 4:00!
Miracle Two: She said she'd play with me!
Miracle Three: She did play with me!

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

                   Post-School Chatting with the Human

Why yes, I am fascinated by what you're telling me . Please go on . . . 
Oh. Apparently I wasn't nearly as interested as I thought. You can stop now.
But thanks for the nice petting.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

                        Aaaarrrrgggghhhh, Me Mateys!

Which way be north again? I need t' kidnap a navigator.
A lady navigator!

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Sunday Selfie: I'm All About the Dots

I am hanging out on the quilt the Human bought not long ago because I think it looks really nice with my furs.

Don't worry, Ms. Stacy, we do not love it as much as the one YOU made.

But the dots? Well, I am just a leeetle bit fond of dem. Yes, I am

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Friday, September 15, 2017


You expect me to eat leftover breakfast foods 
for dinner? All right, I guess. But what kind of repast is that?
Okay, now there ya go. That's more like it.
And just look at my whisker!

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

                         Aww, Look at the Cute Woofie

This is our loyal friend and Viceroy, Jane, and her dad Harry.

She's so sweet & adorable. But I could totally take her, don't you think?

Monday, September 11, 2017

92° in the Shade

The Human says I should look at those 
poor people in Texas and Florida and shut 
my piehole* and count my blessings.

But I don't think it is really in the nature 
of The Kitty to do that, right?


Sunday, September 10, 2017

Sunday Selfie: Chair Fun

The very best thing about this chair is stealth-whapping the Human as she passes by. 
Oh, c'mon! You know you'd do it too!

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Thursday, September 7, 2017


This is how I found him when I came home this afternoon.

Then I came into the dining room and found broken glass from a candle holder he'd whapped off a table all over the floor.

I guess he was plumb wore out.

(Oh, by the way, eventually she inspected me to make sure I wasn't bleeding or nuffing. Took her long enough, though. ~S-t-K)

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Sometimes I sits and I thinks,
and sometimes I just sits.  
~W. the P.

Monday, September 4, 2017

(Belated) Sunday Selfie: Whisker-Boy Endures the Hots

It was 82 here today. Better. But still unacceptable.
The acceptable temperature range for His Majesty is 55-68.
I expect my preferences will be duly noted for tomorrow.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

                          We're Having a Heat Wave . . .

My Caturday Afternoon
The more time I can spend unconscious, 
the less I think about how murderously 
hot it is.

Caturday Night Party
The nice people upstairs moved their little Pawty
 to the sidewalk  outside our building's front door. 
You gotta do what you gotta do. 
And look! There's even a PortaPotty!
(And no, it's not raining (we wish!). Our window is dirty.)
(And yes, we did feel a little sneaky taking this picture.)

Friday, September 1, 2017

The Ninth Third Circle

The Human had the good sense to bring home the Big Fan from her office at school.
But it's not enough, Kitties, not nearly enough.

P.S. On Caturday:  But hey! No worries! 
Our 110° only feels like 108°!