Hey, Spitty, I really don't think we should forgive
the Human for locking us in the closet
this afternoon. Honestly, it took her, like,
forever to figure out where our pitiful meowing
was coming from and let us out. She didn't really
even seem that sorry to me. Phffft.
Well, Spitty, I don't know. She has been
careless lately, but she is, after all, getting
more senile by the day, so maybe it's not really
her fault. How old did she say she was? I didn't
even know numbers went that high. Did you?
And the food has been good, right? I say
we take our nap now and decide later.