Sunday, May 17, 2020

Sunday Selfie: Spitty Sandwich

The Human has been the eensiest bit obsessed with finding houses that people have decorated in, um, unusual ways. The top one is a church on 6th Avenue near where we live, above left is a super-cool place on Hayes Street featuring California poppies, and above right is a fun little beachy-themed place right across the street from the ocean.
But the very best part of any sandwich is the filling, n'est-ce pas?

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

(Very Nearly) Wordless Wednesday

The Human says I am abstract art.
I don't even know what that is, though, so I can't agree or disagree.
It sounds okay, but I'm not sure I trust her

Saturday, May 2, 2020

(Sleepy) Sunday Selfie

Now, My Dear Feline Furiends, I do understand that this picture makes it appear that I am some sort of Princess-and-the-Pea kind of guy. 

And it is hard to deny that indeed there are quite a few layers of comfortable padding here.

And to all that, I say:

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Adventure Thursday

So I have the Human firmly in paw and many are the evenings I make her life a living hell the tiniest bit uncomfortable if she does not allow me out into the hallway of our building to have adventures. At left, I have already been one floor up (there's another); at right, I am yearning to explore the third floor, though I know she wishes me to head into home. Which shall it be, Kitties? Which shall it be?

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

(Not Quite) Wordless Wednesday

My Human needs some toys to get her through these dull days of quarantine life, but honestly I don't feel like lending her mine. You know? 
You just can't trust that Humans are going to be careful with them. I think she might lose one and be too lazy to go find it again.

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Easter Sunday Selfie:
Hoppy Easter to Kitties and Humans!

In these very trying times, we send our best love to all of our friends, feline and human, and hope you all have a fine Easter day with lots of chocolate (humans) and toonas (kitties).

We know we have been gone for a long time, and this time she does at least have a reason. About two-and-a-half weeks ago, Yours Truly had a seizure. After lots of investigation, they have not come up with a cause, so we are proceeding cautiously. The Powers That Be say they do not want to put a kitty on meds on the basis of one incident, and I am pleased about that! I got a non-alarming bill of health, and have been fine since. I am eating like a little piglet, enjoying my playtimes, irritating the Human for sport, and sleeping like the Champ I have always been. My only real complaint is that she stares at me, and I am sure many of you older kitties understand that. It's just unnerving, isn't it?

Anyway, we're back (on our regularly irregular schedule) and hope to be around more often. (::glares at the Human::)
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Today I must say farewell to my Beloved Iza-Lambie, who slipped off to the Bridge just yesterday, leaving Mark, Marley and Ayla to comfort one another as they mourn their beautiful girl. Iza-Lambie stole this mancat's heart with her enchanting silken tum, her feisty-yet-loving nature, her gleefully mischievous plans, and of course her inner and outer beauty. I will see you again, sweet girl.
(Graphic by Ann Adamus of Zoolatry)

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

I'm Here for My Brushies Now, Human

I mean, it's not like you have anything else to do. So hop to it, why don't you?

*We suggest biggifying as she can't seem to stop herself
from filming in portrait mode. She's always been a slow learner,
but now? Well, I'll leave that to your imagination.

Sunday, March 22, 2020

Sunday Selfie: Quarantine, Day Whatever

Happy Sunday, Kitties and Peeps! My life is going along just fine, as it always has. But honestly, the whining and crying from the Human is well-nigh intolerable. She wants to go out, she wants to go to movies and restaurants and parks and stuff. At first she got all excited because the Powers That Be said people could go outside for some exercise, as long as they observed "social distancing," but then they said "except for the elderly" and, let me tell you, she's a textbook case of that.  Strictly speaking, so am I, but we'll leave that discussion for another time, shall we?
We hope you are all doing well in these troubled times, and if your Human is making you crazy these days, well, Welcome to the Club, My Brothers and Sisters.

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Quarantine Quartet

Lincoln Way (upper left) is usually the second-busiest street on this side of the city, but not this morning; 4th Avenue (which runs along the side of our building) was likewise deserted, as was Golden Gate Park, save for a random dog-walker or jogger. The Human says the park was kind of nice that way. Me, I'm bored with this already. You?

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Days of Our Captivity: Human = 1, Kitty = 5785

Hello Kitties!  Well, we are living in interesting times, are we not? My life is unchanged, of course, as (except for occasional Hallway Adventures) this place has always been my world. The same, however, cannot be said of my Human. She is accustomed to flitting here and there whenever she pleases, and these couple days of confinement have made her fretful and cranky. Honestly, she hasn't even really managed "confinement" as she went to Sonoma yesterday to visit old friends (keeping appropriate social distance!) and tomorrow she is planning to go to her regular Meals on Wheels shift. Maybe all this time on her hands will convince her to help me blog more? Wouldn't it be nice to think so? We hope all our friends are keeping well

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Sunday Selfie(s): Buffalo Gals . . . and Babies!

Since 1890, Golden Gate Park has had bison. The current herd is made up of five adult females. About a week ago, as part of the park's 150th anniversary celebration, five yearlings were added! Right now they are quarantined in the smaller north pasture (behind the far fence) but they'll be integrated with the grownup ladies at the beginning of April.

Since the :30 video lacks an appropriate soundtrack (the Human's skills are so very limited), you can play this as you watch:

I'm sure I don't have to tell you how excited I am 
about all of this.

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

The Human Is Trustworthy?

I know it was a mere month ago that we first wrote about our feral furiends. But the Human is just ridiculously pleased that Sweet Gray Boy has begun to trust her more--this tiny video is from Sunday, February 23. 

And lest any LadyCats might be disappointed . . .

Monday, February 24, 2020

Friday, February 21, 2020

The Kitty Horror Picture Show

OMG, Kitties! Can you even imagine what it must be like for the poor kitties that live across the street from this building?  Believe me, if I had that view, I would not be holding open my curtain!

Monday, February 17, 2020

Oh, Give Me a Hoooome

Where (no) buffalos rooooam . . .

I think I'm safe here in my sweet little cube.

But just blocks away in the midst of the Urban Jungle, lurks a small, all-female herd.

Their names are Betsy, Bailey, Bellatrix, Buttercup, Bambi and Brunhilda.

Honestly, though, I don't think they're very pretty.

The Human and her friend visited them Saturday. Thank Cod they didn't invite one home.
P.S.  I am sorry we disappeared for such a long time. *I* have something to say every day, but apparently *she* cannot be persuaded that this is a "priority." Phffffft. 

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

(Semi-) Wordless Wednesday

Hi Kitties,  Here I am, awake again. At my age, that's an accomplishment, don't you think?
The Human dragged out one of my favorite toys of days gone by. (She is sorry to say it is made of real rabbit furs, a fact she did not know when she purchased it.) Me, I don't care about such things. I just care that it's intoxicating!

Saturday, January 25, 2020

(Not Exactly a) Sunday Selfie: Her Other Cats

So apparently I am no longer the "only child" I have always believed myself to be. A few months ago, the Human joined a small, informal group that feeds some feral kitties in the city (who are all spayed and neutered and well fed and cared for). Once a week, she feeds and checks up on two kitties within pretty easy walking distance of our house. (But not to worry that they are only fed one time a week! They are cared for every day by other people who are not my Human). 
She has to be careful not to try to touch them or interact much, as they are in a busy area where it might not be safe for them to get too friendly with people.
This is a little black-and-white girl having her Saturday brunch this morning. Her male companion, a lovely big gray boy, is not so trusting of the Human and he tries to stay well out of sight while he has his noms.
Ordinarily I am not much for sharing the Human, but I can live with this, especially given my own origins. As long as she does not get any cray-cray ideas about bringing anykitty home with her!

Friday, January 24, 2020

I Have Hallway Adventures

Hello Frens!  Well, here's a nice video in which I am
not asleep. For the past few weeks, the Human has 
been letting me out to explore the building's 
hallway (not to worry--there is a large heavy locked
door between moi and the great outdoors). I am only 
allowed to do this under direct supervision and only
around midnight when comings and goings 
of the Humans have ceased. My Human says I am
becoming quite Alzheimery in my dotage, and forgetting
that I am terrified of anyone or anything new.
Guess what?
The floor out here *isn't* lava!

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

(Kinda) Wordless Wednesday

Well, let's be honest here. I am so in love 
with my special tent, and my gray beddy with the stars
that, really, words are totally unnecessary.

Saturday, January 18, 2020

Sunday Selfie: Toasted

Happy Sunday, EveryKitty! I hope you have found yourselves
a nice winter sunpuddle 🌞(or summer sunpuddle as the case may be).
Me, I am so very comfertabuls even the Human's interruptions
cannot ruin my blissful mood.

Friday, January 17, 2020

All Right, She's Not All Bad

My fantabulous Secret Paws. the wonderful Peaches and Paprika, sent me this comfy tent which I love. And then yesterday the Human went all the way out to PetSmart in the scary rain and hail and spent her own hard-earned cash to buy me a nice little gray and white beddy with stars ★★★ on it to put inside my cozy tent. Sometimes the Humans surprise us, eh?

Sunday, January 12, 2020

Sunday Selfie: My Day of Rest

Hello Kitties! Yes, it's me, doing an actual Sunday Selfie. Not that I'm awake for it, you understand. No, on Sunday, Spitty snoozes. It's a rule. Just like all the other days.

The Human's not much better, you know, what with her Sunday afternoon nappies. She didn't want me to tell on her like that, but Spitty don't take no orders from no stoopy Humans.

Friday, January 10, 2020

For Mature Kittehs and Humans Only

Kittens: Cover your eyes! Some vegetables aren't meant to be seen by those of tender years.

The Human volunteers once a week at Meals on Wheels, packing and then delivering groceries to MoW clients. She feels she has become something of an expert on Weird VegetablesAnd in her estimation, the very weirdest of all the vegetables is the lowly carrot

Over the years, carrots have provided many occasions of mirth, but this carrot? 

Well, Kitties, this is a carrot for the ages. Grown adults pretty much lost it.

Myself, I find such third-grade humor unsophisticated and puerile. But she titters every time she looks at it. 

Why am I not surprised?

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Let's Party Like It's 2020

Oh wait . . . it is 2020!

How the heck did that happen, and why am I a week late in wishing all of you a Happy New Year? (But honestly, don't we all know the answer to that?)

I got a new fisharoo from my wonderful Secret Paws, 
Peaches and Paprika, and it is my very favorite thing now. I put the bitey on it and enter a trance-like state.

The Human's "working on things." Or so she says. Don't hold your breff is my advice.