So, the Human had a brief but torrid affair
with this sweet doggo last weekend.
Okay, she's cute and all, even I admit that.
I'll even allow as how she was fun to play with.
But I ask you, my friends, if you had ME
waiting at home for you, would you be playing
slobbery tug-o-war with a woofie?
Wait--maybe I don't want you to answer that.