My fantabulous Secret Paws. the wonderful Peaches and Paprika, sent me this comfy tent which I love. And then yesterday the Human went all the way out to PetSmart in the scary rain and hail and spent her own hard-earned cash to buy me a nice little gray and white beddy with stars ★★★ on it to put inside my cozy tent. Sometimes the Humans surprise us, eh?
Hello Kitties! Yes, it's me, doing an actual Sunday Selfie. Not that I'm awake for it, you understand. No, on Sunday, Spitty snoozes. It's a rule. Just like all the other days. The Human's not much better, you know, what with her Sunday afternoon nappies. She didn't want me to tell on her like that, but Spitty don't take no orders from no stoopy Humans.
Kittens: Cover your eyes! Some vegetables aren't meant to be seen by those of tender years. The Human volunteers once a week at Meals on Wheels, packing and then delivering groceries to MoW clients. She feels she has become something of an expert on Weird Vegetables. And in her estimation, the very weirdest of all the vegetables is the lowly carrot. Over the years, carrots have provided many occasions of mirth, but this carrot?
Well, Kitties, this is a carrot for the ages. Grown adults pretty much lost it.
Myself, I find such third-grade humor unsophisticated and puerile. But she titters every time she looks at it. Why am I not surprised?
Oh wait . . . it is 2020! How the heck did that happen, and why am I a week late in wishing all of you a Happy New Year? (But honestly, don't we all know the answer to that?) I got a new fisharoo from my wonderful Secret Paws, Peaches and Paprika, and it is my very favorite thing now. I put the bitey on it and enter a trance-like state. The Human's "working on things." Or so she says. Don't hold your breff is my advice.
Pretty good likeness, I'd say. The Human and I wish each and every one of you, Humans and Felines (and heck, even Canines--it's the season to love our fellow creatures, right?) the happiest of holidays and the very best 2020!