My beloved Katie Isabella and Mom Carole took pity on me in my afflictions and sent me a SPECIAL PRESENT, just for ME, all the way from Hong Kong! Looky! (Uh, yes, I *did* notice the Human's name was actually on the package, but c'mon! Around here, all the packages R belong to the Kitty! I mean, seriously! As if the Human deserves a package! Don't make me laugh.)
And, Ooooooh, looky! It has been through special Customs and efurrything!
Just for ME!
The Human got out the little scissors and ever-so-gently removed MY little box from its fancy envelope. And just look, Kitties! There's a card with a kitty,
and even an aqua kitty stenciled right on the box!
Could its recipient be any clearer?
Carefully, she extracted the intriguing items from their special kitty-decorated box!
I moved right in at the opportune moment,
ready to deliver some good sniffs and a stern whapping!
But, wait--what? No sooner had my snooter made contact with
these adorable items than they were unceremoniously snatched away!
"Sorry, Spitty. These pawsome bookmarks are for ME,"
declared the Woman in the Ratty Baffrobe.
And do you know what, Kitties? They were! They were for her!
The Human says, "Thanks, Mom Carole and Katie! Getting this sweet present was just about the nicest thing that's happened to me in the last hideous two weeks! You're the best!"
Spitty says, "Yes, I want to thank you very much. It was so very kind of you to send the Stoopy Human--Ouch!!! Wait--all right, all right!--the Long-Suffering Woman such a nice present. And I will
try to treat these tempting lovely bookmarks with all the rampaging claws of doom respect and restraint in the world."