Sunday, March 3, 2013

So Rude

Really? Really? *You* think *I'm* getting a little plump? 
You can't be serious! 
No, wait, wait -- I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe here.
Really, stop! Yer killin' me.

45 comments:

Angel Simba said...

Looks like you have completely fainted, Spitty. From weakness.

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Well, we do not have to worry about one of those tape measure thingies showing up here because the last time Mommie used one of those on herself she threw it away!!

Ivan from WMD said...

Yeah, I always remind my mom about weight gain if my new 5 ounces comes up. I don't even know the last time she gained only 5 ounces!!

The Cat Guy said...

your human is whacked. you look just fine.

brokenteepee said...

No comment

Katie Isabella said...

Um...tape measure? They are NOT allowed here. At all.

Oui Oui said...

It looks like you might have an 8 inch waist if you use that measuring tape, so don't worry about your weight! You are doing good & might stand to put on a couple pounds.

meowmeowmans said...

Dude, that is entirely not okay!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

My human wishes she had that problem with me!

Catio Tales said...

Tape measures should be treated like wide ribbon toys and KILLED.
Plump ? It is muscle and thick fur - it's obvious!

Max said...

I feel your pain, dood. My people keep weighing me...have they not looked in the mirror? Cripes...

Mr Puddy said...

Join the club dude !
Diet is no way you gain more food. Good Luck !

The Furries of Whisppy said...

First she grumbles about how picky you were with food. Now she uses a tape measure on you? What's up with your Human?

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I have sooo many tape measures in my house.. and not one without bite marks! I wouldn't worry too much yet Spitty, at only three inches across, you are seriously underweight! Tell that human to feed you more!
Your mom is getting really good with photoshop!

Star says: I'm coming Spitty! I'll give you muzzle to muzzle resuscitation! Don't stop breathing before I get there!

allyk said...

Please, tell her you just big furred if you must but I do not think you are chubby.
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

CATachresis said...

Hmmmm! Is SHE saying you should cut down on the brewskis, buddy? Because this is not an option ya know!! >^..^<

Katie Isabella said...

Austin is right, A mancat and his bud, namely Austin should have their brewskis any darn time they want them. Hands down..er..paws down on any other options. In other words there ARE no other options.

Queen Kathryn Isabella.
Queen of All Tennessee and Neighboring Lands

Pat Hatt said...

Bah you're just all hair, of that your human should be aware.

Cory said...

Oh...those tape measures and be such fun to drag around the house and kill. Repeatedly.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Nah, she just caught your Royalty on tape Spitty!

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, give that tape measure a good bitey so she'll never be able to use it again...for anything.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Best use I can think of for one of those tape measure thingies is to chase 'em, then chew 'em. Just don't swallow. Bet they taste icky. purrs

katsrus said...

Spitty you just look extra fluffy to me with your long pretty black fur.
Sue B

Unknown said...

Dearest Spitty,
Yous looks great! And speaking of chunky, yous should see the tummy Kozmo has gots from haning around in the house! His belly flops from side to side when (and if) he runs!
Kisses
Nellie

Mr. Black said...

You don't look fat to me. You have a lot of fluff.

I guess I was a little too fat. My trip to the vet revealed that my "lipids" were too high, so now I eat a diet called "W/D."

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

we don't think you are "plump" at all...we think you are "fluffy!!"

Unknown said...

Miss Kitty banned those yellow things from my house...bad news, they are! Meow...

Mollie said...

BOL :) :) xx00xx

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...ya look kinda leen ta uz....frank lee we think ya shuld bee orderin sum pizza piez frum de dee liveree dood...47 iz a good startin point !!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

The cheek of it.. Never plump just cuddle.. Hugs GJ xx

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq) said...

Hang in there Spitty, the (surely justified) laughter WILL slow down after a few hours...

GLOGIRLY said...

That's an AWFULLY big tape measure, Spitty. I wouldn't worry...you can't be more than 3" wide.
; ) Katie

Unknown said...

Pfft i would say you are too skinny and need more food, where is your human? Demand the tuna!! BOL
Love Milo :)

Anonymous said...

Plump? Hardly! Why, just look at our brother Maxx...

*OW! What??*

Photo Cache said...

weight is a sensitive issue around this house. so no comment :)

emma and buster

Unknown said...

I wouldn't worry Spitty . . . I think you are just well covered and extra floofy

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
I think you need a meal.
Yeah tell her your blood sugar is low and you need food.
Gotta keep up your strength.

Pat said...

spitty!!
did you hear that one of your favorite singers, Miriam Catkeba died? OY!
I thought for sure today you'd have on your favorite African burnous in her honor!
BTW: sparky is lamenting that he may have to give up his red snow booties for drab black ones from Walmart now that Eggs Benedict has retired. He is, understandably, *very* upset. Dot keeps telling him to quit whining and just keep wearing them until one of those gaily dressed "guards" comes and removes them.

Angel Simba said...

Spitty, in answer to your question about Audrey's beddie, HORRORS: it used to belong to the DOG of a friend of her first Mom's. But she really likes it. Can you believe, Mom packed it into her suitcase when they flew Audrey pack here? It took up a lot of the room in it, almost filling it up.

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

Thank you for your kind words of sympathy for the loss of our beloved Grrreta. Your thoughtfulness and friendship are truly appreciated.

Purrs,
Ambrose, Clarence, Teddi, Baskin, Abner, and Mom Michelle

Anonymous said...

is the tape measure MOCKing you? Outrageous. After you btw, I fink you need to kill the tape measure. Then you should have a snack.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq) said...

"The Human wonders: Does Ayla ever get, well, a little puky feeling? Has she ever barfed in TBT's shoes up there? Because sometimes I inhale my fudz too fast and they come right up again. Just wondering."

TBT:
Ayla, never.
Marley, close to never.
Iza, once or twice a week when she is allowed to eat as much as she wants. So she gets spoonfuls all day long. And which is why Ayla (and Marley sometimes) get to eat up high where Iza can't get to.

More by email if you want to ask...

Just Ducky said...

Don't forget to have your beans measure their own flab before they start pointing fingers.

A Tonl said...

Allie: *miffed look*
I will NOT repeat what Mother just said.
FaRADaY: *gleeful laff* BUT WE WILL!

She said, "oh look, Allie. And they think SPITTY is fat?!? Girl you need to visit Slim4life!"

Maxwell: I think it's mean to make fun of Allie's uh...

Allie: I'M BIG BONED! BIG BONED!

Anonymous said...

Someone must be very brave to call King Spitty plump! Obviously your luxurious furs are just hiding your svelte figure :)