Now, for weeks and weeks my Fellow Royal, Punapippuri, has been threatening to box up a kitten and send him along so I can share the, uh, joy he feels at the imminent arrival of Sampo. He tells me this creature's name is Stampo, and he means me no harm.
But I dunno. I have concerns. He's very stealthy and I find it wearing to keep track of him.
For the past few days, I have the uneasy certainty I am being watched.
The Human says I should chill out, but I say the price of serenity is eternal vigilance!
Stay tuned: Stampo was not the only SURPRISE in that box!