Monday, April 1, 2013

DIY Neutering-Reversal Surgery



Wait! What? Nooooo, I've changed my mind! 
No, no, no! Take off those snappy gloves right now and put those furry black balls back in their Tupperware! Right N-O-W. 

No, no, no! I don't even want them reattached! 
Wait! What are you doing with that hammer? It's for anesthesia?  No no no!

Just calm the heck down, Dr. Frankenstein. Nobody's using a scalpel around here. Unless it's me, digging my claws right into those sterile hands. 

Be polite? Yes, yes, yes--OKAY: Thanks, Punapippuri, for finding them and sending them along to me. I've stashed 'em in the freezer--you know, just in case.

Now Human! I mean it. Get me down off this table and put those things away right this minute!

41 comments:

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Spitty... this is not good. This is not good at all... Don't let the doctor do it! purrs

brokenteepee said...

Does the world want more Spittys running around?

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty I think you are making a wise choice!

Pat Hatt said...

Yes, run when those gloves come due, correct choice indeed.

Angel Simba said...

Happy April 1st, Spitty!

Sushi said...

Yikes!!!

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Can you trust Punapippuri to not have "altered" your "boys"?

Unknown said...

OH No, this...not good! Hammer....NOOOO!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Spitty, Spitty, Spitty, where are your table manners pal?

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Oh Spitty you make us laugh!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Is keeping your balls in the freezer the same as keeping your tonsils in a jar in your bedroom?

Cathy Keisha said...

OMC! Is this a bad dream? TW has the tip of Nicky's tail in a plastic bag on the side of the refrigerator. Heh heh. Can you run through the tunnel? I'll hide you. No one messes with me cos I have sharp teeth and claws and I know how to use them.

Anonymous said...

well, now Spittimus, that is NICE of you to want to come, um, "prepared" to my paw-tah, but really, not necessary. More of a "come as you are" or "come as you are altered" paw-tah. So no worries. tell Nurse Snappy Gloves that you'd like to reschedule and get ova here. xox

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, we think Punapippuri sent you the wrong size. ;)

A Tonk's Tail said...

Dood..now we're worried. Seriouslies - we agree it's NOT worth it!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq) said...

Please say they dint! Please say they dint...

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq) said...

OMC, its April Fools Day! MOL! You GOT us...

Just Ducky said...

Oh noes, not another operation! Just leave things alone.

How are you getting along with your new visitor.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

THAT'S what they sent you from Finland? MOL!!!

meowmeowmans said...

Me-OUCH! Please, please, please tell us this is some kind of April Fool's Day joke, Spitty!

(btw - be sure to check out our post for today, okay?)

Hugs!

Catio Tales said...

Hehehehe, You ungrateful mancat. After we went to all that trouble to find what you were so desperately missing! Pöh.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Mommy laffed so hard she snorted!

iLoveSilverMeow said...

lol... too funny when i saw the pic...

The Cat Guy said...

yikes!!!!!

Clooney said...

That's where my black furry balls ended up! Oh my cod but you folks is funny! However that HAMMER business scares the bejesus out of me...head for the hills Spitty! (PS:Sorry to have missed your 1000th post and Commentathon, congrats!)

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL!!!!!!!!! Run Spitty! MOL!!

Star says: You made me snort my coconut oil! *snickersnort* Need me to come over and comfort you and lick you silly? Purrrr

The Furries of Whisppy said...

A HAMMER!? OMC. We're so relieved you made the wise choice to leave those furry balls in the tupperware and in the freezer. Who needs them anyway?

Marg said...

We do think that running as fast as you can is the best suggestion. We think you are just dandy without adding anything back to your body. Take care and watch out for that hammer.

CATachresis said...

Whatever they say, those are handsome balls!

www.shelter-cats.com said...

I don't know if the world is ready for more little Spitty's...
Spittoons?
Spitterellas?
Hey, Spitty, thank you for helping out the cats at PAWS!

xxoo
Maggie

Katie Isabella said...

Spittoons? Spitterellas? Mom is too busy laffing into her coffee! She'll be back later. She's quaking enough to heave me off her lap!

Katie Isabella said...

Spittoons? Spitterellas? Mom is too busy laffing into her coffee! She'll be back later. She's quaking enough to heave me off her lap!

Ivan from WMD said...

OMC, my paws got all sweaty there for a moment!

Unknown said...

Bwaa!! Haa!! Haa!! Me loves it when coffee comes out Mommy's nose! But this eve has me Rolling around!
Back in Alberta wes call bull balls prarie oysters and eats them, me wonders what Spitty Balls would be called?
Kisses
Nellie

Unknown said...

Mom read about surgery for transgender cats, but this is new. Better cross your legs Spitty or at least run for your life. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

katsrus said...

Oh no! hide Spitty!
Sue B

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

OMC SPITTY YOU ARE NUTS! lol

Tamago said...

LOL! Too funny! But you are trying to send serious message for importance of neutering, right? :-)

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...we iz knot foolin....

what de ba jezzuz sam hell

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and further mor

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de boat for trout towne iz rite out side de window...jump in...quik

we will figure out how ta get it ta shore after de pole lease iz thru givin uz this tickit

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

OMD!!!

KarenMcG said...

Now that's an April Fool happening that looks like it would not bode well for Spitty.

Run Spitty, run!