Well you look adorable doing it. Revenge is best served over and over.
Nicky had a little accident in the old house which resulted in the tip of his tail being lopped off. The peeps didn't notice until the following day. Nicky suffered in silence and even played all night after the "accident."
Dear Sir Spits a lot (note: a---lot; not alot) ahem...
This note is to inform you that yes, I indeed read about you fawining all over that Cinnamon coated hussy and no: I wouldn't say I'm mad. For starters I would certainly have to give a whit about you in order to be hurt by your callous willful and wanton disregard of my affections, which I might add, you've been currying for sometime now. Whatever would make you think that simply sending flirtatious eye batting via the internet to that Big Brassy Bengal B ("STELLA!"); *sigh* that Bengal would make me upset? I couldn't possibly care any less what you do with your nether regions (frozen or not). I'm sure it's none of my concern.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some rodentia to examine and possibly terminate. Rest assured I won't bother you with the details as I know you have a rather weak constitution and let's face it, you'll need to keep up your strength if you plan on getting fancy with that rather LARGE, obstreperous pure bred tart!
Hmm, I wonder who that's on... I think there have been a few candidates recently, no? By the way, you need a smooch right on your sweet little forehead, may I? :)
Star says: Tell my mom no, let ME lick your forehead instead! Purrrr
We wouldn't admit that. Can't sneak up if your intentions are known. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
MOL=wow, Spitty, Monday's post was a wild one=even for April Fool's!!hehe...But, honey, you are so handsome, even with revenge in your eyes!...Happy Hump Day, precious friend...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
WHOA! WHOA! Spittola! Did you carefully read what Ms Stella so artfully meowed? WHOA! YOu have be shown what you have disregarded. Ms Stella is my hero..always has been always will be. Best you re-think your affections.
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Revenge? Yikes. We'll just tiptoe back out the way we came in, Spitty...
Heh-heh.
Upon whom?
Well you look adorable doing it. Revenge is best served over and over.
Nicky had a little accident in the old house which resulted in the tip of his tail being lopped off. The peeps didn't notice until the following day. Nicky suffered in silence and even played all night after the "accident."
Happy dreams fur sure Spitty!
Caroline will send you a Cheez-It and all will be well.
And who would that be against? Just keep it to the dream haha
Dear Sir Spits a lot (note: a---lot; not alot) ahem...
This note is to inform you that yes, I indeed read about you fawining all over that Cinnamon coated hussy and no: I wouldn't say I'm mad. For starters I would certainly have to give a whit about you in order to be hurt by your callous willful and wanton disregard of my affections, which I might add, you've been currying for sometime now. Whatever would make you think that simply sending flirtatious eye batting via the internet to that Big Brassy Bengal B ("STELLA!"); *sigh* that Bengal would make me upset? I couldn't possibly care any less what you do with your nether regions (frozen or not). I'm sure it's none of my concern.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some rodentia to examine and possibly terminate. Rest assured I won't bother you with the details as I know you have a rather weak constitution and let's face it, you'll need to keep up your strength if you plan on getting fancy with that rather LARGE, obstreperous pure bred tart!
Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Well, that's an inneresting question. Is there some one you wanna venge?
Well, somebuddy is in trouble...we wonder who....
Your eyes kinda of tell the tale. MOL!
Spitty,
I think I'd stay away from Ms. O'Houligan for awhile if I were you.
Your Human better watch out.
How's Stampo ?
Ah, the sweet dream of revenge! How well we know it!
Hmm, I wonder who that's on... I think there have been a few candidates recently, no?
By the way, you need a smooch right on your sweet little forehead, may I? :)
Star says: Tell my mom no, let ME lick your forehead instead! Purrrr
Someone is in da trouble ♪
Need a paw ???
Love this kind of stuff ; )
Call Me !!!
Forget about revenge, Spitty. It makes you old! Teleport right over and we can play with the Turbo Track!
...Tutu
Me and Mr Puddy are on your side, Spitster. Just say the word …… ;)
Blimey Spitty, i just saw yesterdays post.. No wonder you are dreaming of revenge, need any help, give us a meow :) xx00xxx
Mollie and Alfie
I am on your side Spitty and looking at your eyes am glad MOL. I bet the revenge is sweet. Hugs GJ xx
We has better stay on your good side!
Purrs,
Carmine, Milita, and Jewel
ohhhhh, this could be good! Revenge can be lots of fun if done right!
Ummm... buddy... just upon what are plannin' revenge. You must have a list of things by now. purrs
Thanks for wishing us Hoppy Easter, Spitty and Mom.
We hope your revenge turns out just as you want it to.
We wouldn't admit that. Can't sneak up if your intentions are known. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
uh oh!
we wuz "california dreemin" til we hurd ewe wuz seekin ree venge sew we stayed home with de momma's N de poppaz
MOL=wow, Spitty, Monday's post was a wild one=even for April Fool's!!hehe...But, honey, you are so handsome, even with revenge in your eyes!...Happy Hump Day, precious friend...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Spitty,
Yous can always come and hide out at my place.
Kisses
Nellie
WHOA! WHOA! Spittola! Did you carefully read what Ms Stella so artfully meowed? WHOA! YOu have be shown what you have disregarded. Ms Stella is my hero..always has been always will be. Best you re-think your affections.
Upon whom, I might add? Revenge I mean.
who messed around with you this time boss spitty?
Emma and Buster
Oh, Spitty. You are so cute when you are mad.
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