Thursday, August 23, 2018

KillIt|KillIt|KillIt

This guy just won't STAY dead!

I do my best several times a week, but he keeps turning up good as new.

Honestly, I suspect the Human
might be some kind of

Necromancer
or something.

To tell you the troof, that kind of scares me.

17 comments:

Megan said...

Okay - let's think this through Spitty.

Hypothesis #1: the Human is a necromancer. Evidence for: she keeps bringing this guy back to life. Evidence against: she's a general klutz at practically everything else.

Hypothesis #2: The Human has bought 358 of these little guys and they all look exactly the same. Each time you kill one, she brings another one out to play. Evidence for: these guys do keep turning up good as new in spite of the fact that you killed them only yesterday. Evidence against: it seems unlikely that the Human would be willing to invest so much money just to score a point off you.

Hypothesis #3: that you're not actually killing it in the first place. Evidence for: he keeps turning up as good as new. Evidence against: everything else you've ever killed has stayed dead. Killing is one of your best things.

Hmmmmmm. It's a hard one. I'm not convinced by the evidence for or against any of these hypotheses. Perhaps it's best to wait and see what other loyal subjects say.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Gigi said...

Ms. Megan! You are such a card! We think you should take over writing my blog, since your comments are almost always more entertaining than our posts. I will have to meditate upon your hypotheses and come back with a carefully considered opinion. ~Spitty

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Whoa! I never thought of it like that.

Megan said...

Well this one really is a puzzle Spitty - one that warrants careful consideration and innovative thought. I am hopeful that someone else will be able to put their paw on the explanation.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Brian said...

I think you can make it dead Spitty!

Colehaus Cats said...

Ooooo, we're with Megan on hypothesis #2. Clearly, your mom has 893 of these things, tucked away, awaiting to see which one will defeat the mighty Spitty . . . not that ANY of them ever will!

Eastside Cats said...

Although Scientist Megan has brought up some valid hypotheses, here's another:
It's a monster toy; you 'kill' it, but it's really just sleeping. It regenerates, then voila! Back to 100% for the next time! Oh Spitty, she brought a monster into your home!
Or is it like an opossum, playing dead? Inquiring minds want to KNOW!

The Whiskeratti said...

Yeah, we vote for #2 as well.

Katie Isabella said...

My mom sorta gives me the willies about stuffs like that too. XXX

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood......we get scared like bee yond bee leef.... when we see de food servizz
gurl stepz outta de showerz....be jezuz itz de werst kinda seen ~~~~~~
☺☺

The Island Cats said...

Keep at it, Spitty. We know you can dead it.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Spitty you are skerry MOL!

pilch92 said...

Keep trying Spitty !

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

OK, what about this? Mom ordered ONE from Amazon.com but the robot box-filler got stuck on "ADD" and stayed stuck until there were 358 of them in the box. Then went back to normal and sealed the box.

Photo Cache said...

I think your fevver is zombie!

Emma and Buster

Cleo said...

Oh yeah, I'm thinking zombie, or maybe robot for sure. It's kinda like a pile of dirty dishes- you get rid of it and next thing you know it's back.

Catio Tales said...

Our money is on #3 -after all we gather Spitty is in fact a great big softy and those dragon glass claws might in fact not be such good slice and dicers as he believes.