Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Relaxicat Says . . .

Step right up and tell me your troubles. Relaxicat™ has plenty of wise advice for you!

Stressed out over politics?
Take a nap!

Worried about the pandemic?
Take a nap!

Feeling depressed about the holidays?
Take a nap!

That'll be $100 or four toonas. PayPal and PayFish gladly accepted.

14 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Gosh, Spitty...Lucy only charged a nickel!

Brian's Home Blog said...

I'd pay you Spitty but I've gotta nap first!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Spitty, I am more stressed out now at having to pay $100 for a nap!

The Island Cats said...

Wow, Spitty. Your fees are a little high! ;)

Ivan from WMD said...

PayFish?!?!?! We gotta get us some of THAT action!

meowmeowmans said...

Thanks, Spittola! We'll send the tunas in the morning!

pilch92 said...

I agree. Naps are the answer to everything. XO

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

That's great advice, and worth every cent!

Megan said...

Geez - some cat says that your fees are a little high. I thought that you were underselling yourself at only $100 for all of that advice. I feel that if you bumped the price up to $400, your clients would actually value what you've got to say even more.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....sew....if 4 toonaz iz 100.00 & 9 salmon iz on sale at 57.75 each, how much change doez we get bak if we give ewe 16 cheeze slicez at 2.30 a peace :) ♥♥☺☺

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I thank you for the discount Spitty, $75 is much more reasonable. I think the dollars are more appropriate as the toonas will be smelling rather high by the time they get to you.

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! You're looking to enrich your treat fund fast. I like that.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Relaxicat sure has good advice. We will be back to hear more

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq) said...

We nap fer FREE, thank you. Love ya... MOL!