Friday, December 18, 2020

Spitty's Christmas Song

You better shed fur
You better be bad
You better not purr
Or I'm gonna be mad
Spitty Claws is coming to town
I'm making a list
I'm checking it twice
I'm gonna find out who's been over-nice
Spitty Claws is coming to town
I see you when you're sleeping
I know when you're awake
I know if you've been bad or good
So be bad for goodness sake
You better watch out!
Do what you prefer
You'd best not obey, 
'Cause you can be sure
Spitty Claws is coming to town


Brian said...

Bravo Spitty, that was a wonderful tune, not to be confused with a SpitTune of course!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is a very good song,Spitty. I think you will have all the good kitties confused now.

Megan said...

Spitty - this is a masterpiece, one that will be added to the Christmas traditions of pusscats around the world for ever more. I'm quite overwhelmed by what you've accomplished.

Sydney, Australia

Photo Cache said...

We have to give it to you Spitty to bring "cheer" to the Holiday Season. Be safe and happy.

Emma and Buster

Summer at said...

Well, I guess I'm not on your list, Spitty! Ha.

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Love the rhyme Mr Spitty! Who knew you were such a poet!
I, Marvelous am A Bad Kitty! Jo Jo and Kozmo are so good it is enough to make you gag!
Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Barb

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Most excellent song writing Spitty.

Pam and Teddy said...

Spitty you crack me are quite the poet and I'm sure you know it! HAHA

Hugs, Teddy

Just Ducky said...

Spitty, I have been very bad. Please bring me lots of bad stuff!

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty Claws, define naughty and nice...some feline legal eagles want to know!

Stacy Hurt said...

FINALLY!! A new Christmas song we can get behind! Leave it to your Worshipfulness to get it right! All our love and purrs to you both!

LCI said...

Are you sure you wrote that, your Highness? Sounds kinda like the Earl of Oxford or some other aristocat who went to uni.

pilch92 said...

I love your song. EMmy is excited you are coming to town. She will be waiting under the mistletoe. XO

meowmeowmans said...

Darn. Ava might not make Spitty Claws' list.

Cathy Keisha said...

You can be sure I'm gonna be bad.
I'll bite you when you're sleeping I'll bite you when you're awake / I'll bite you if you're bad to good …

Cleo said...

Way to unleash your inner Christmas lyricist, dear Spitty!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Did you tell that to Rumpy earlier this month Spitty? Well done dood