Thursday, December 10, 2020

Thin-Skinned Thursday


Oh pish-tosh! Not me, Sillies. H-E-R. It's not *my* fault she's so old and slow, and yet too stoopy to understand that her days of playing rousing games of slappy paws with Yours Truly should have ended like 10 years ago

I'm going to insist she post this now because if she had her way she'd natter on about the 27 things that interfered with her helping me post and I would just get madder and madder at her for all her many failings and then there'd be more blood everywhere. I missed all you kitties & your Humans too.

15 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Spitty, should I be embarrassed that I've never made my human bleed?

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

First of all, I hope she has recovered from her nasty fall, but 3 weeks and no post?? Don't cause too much bloodshed or there may be clippy claws in your future.

Megan said...

Good attitude Spitty! As you said in your last post, she may have damaged her legs and such like, but her fingers weren't broken, so she had absolutely no excuse for not helping you with your blogging.

That said, I do wish her a very speedy recovery. In the meantime, I suggest you milk it for all you can - make her feel that she's been so focussed on herself for the past couple of weeks that she has a LOT to make up to you!!

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Pam and Teddy said...

Oh Spitty we miss you when you are absent but understand it's not YOUR fault.....we can only do so much to bend our humans to our will. They can be so stubborn. Happy to see that Slappy Paws is still happening there from time to time - it's good exercise!

Hugs, Teddy

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, guess it's just the way it is.
However, I've been living vicariously in San Francisco due to a book series that I'm reading, and the fog and hills and stuff...what an interesting location!
Wish we would have visited a couple of years ago...you Mom will know what I mean.

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Mr Spitty! At least you human had a REAL excuse for NOT posting - unlike ours. But at least ours has been helping us on a regular basis since she retired. Funny thing...she has been sitting on her computer just about as much...
Purrs
Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Barb
PS We are purraying that your Mom is getting better, and Spitty, we ALL have blooded our Mom in the last week. Helps keep her in line!

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, we always miss you when you go away. Hope that game of smacky paws didn’t draw too much blood. Sometimes humans are more work than they are worth. MM send oodles of 💋. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Timmy Tomcat said...

Spitty we missed YOU buddy. Yeah those hoomans can be a bit slow when they try and fast paw us but fall sadly short. Purrs friend

Brian said...

We always miss you when you're not around Spitty!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....we haz mizzed ewe az well... N werdz even down round de haight... az ta wear de ...uze that werd.....haz spitty been....will send werd yur aye oh kay.... will send de mom purrson a few bandagez ;) ☺☺♥♥

pilch92 said...

Nice to see a post from you. Sounds like the human had it coming. :) XO

The Island Cats said...

You needed to teach her, Spitty. No apologies needed.

Just Ducky said...

That look would make mum jumped right up and do things for you.

Cleo said...

What a silly photo, and we just finished the scary tale in your previous post. Yikes! She was lucky it wasn't worse than it turned out.

meowmeowmans said...

Spitty, we get it. How is she going to learn if you don't teach her accountability?

Thank you and your human so much for your kind and lovely comments about our Gracie's passing. She was an amazing kitty, and we miss her so much. XO