Saturday, December 1, 2012

How I Got My FURRari

Earlier this week, the Trout-Talkin'-Tabbies of Trout Town published a seriously difficult "Licents Quiz" with questions like this one:

1) Ewe be drivin long mindin yur own business when ewe see de lite be turnin red…due ewe
Keep on goin coz ewe iz drivin on de sidewalk
Stop N chek de day lee deals at popz pizza pie N sghetti palace
Wunder what de ba jezuz red meens 


ANSWER: All ore any of de above


The reward for passing this difficult exam is a CATillac or a FURRarri. That's a no-brainer kind of choice: CATillacs are for Senior Catizens! Moi, *I* got me a red Furrari. 

Arrivaderci, Gattini!

37 comments:

  1. Furry impurressive!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. Well. I expect to see you any SECOND now, Spitty! Um, does that thing have a back seat? Just wonderin'.

    XX The Saucepot

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  3. Spitty!
    When is yous coming to picks me up!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  4. Oh Spitster, the women are rearin and ready to go!

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  5. Spitty!!! Look how hot you look in that Furrarri!! You're a real king about town! A playcat of the highest order! A stud fluffmuffin! Ladycats beware!

    Star says: *swoon!*

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  6. I thought all cars did was take kitties to the vet! At least that is what the cars here are used for.

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  7. That red car really does set off your brown bits.

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  8. Damn, you can get away fast now, the ride of a king.

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  9. Spitty, come on over and take us for a spin! We can go pick up girlcats!

    Wally & Ernie
    (Is there room for 2 more??)

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  10. Spitty the FURRarri perfectly matches your personality. Thanks for your help, I'm resizing the photos.

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  11. Squeeee Spitty! I'm the closest, pop over the Bay Bridge and pick me up!! I luv to go fast! Ummmm but can you put the top up today? It is pouring and I don't wanna get my furs messed up, 'na mean? Paw pats, Savvy

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  12. Well come on over to our place, wez having a Pawty..BOL xx00x

    Mollie and Alfie

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  13. see, dis teh kind of fing my brofur needs...'cept he only has Ford delivery truck to pick up teh ladycats and for some reason, i doubt thats gonna work as well. so again, King Spitty, you are cornering teh Ladycat market wif your suave skillz. you know, it really isn't fair but i wont' scold you if i can gets a ride. i'll wait for you on teh corner. next to that big tree. come soon! fanks

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  14. Yeah! You look great in your new ride, Spitty!

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  15. Whoa! Does that furrari ever look good on you!!! purrs

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  16. I just heard it roar up in the driveway...use your key and come on in. XXXOOO

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  17. Whoa! Forget the transporter! Now we can go places. BTW, you can join the kitty car club. I got a red Mustang.

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  18. When you're done giving all your hussies a ride, come and pick me up. We can take a cruise up the 17 mile drive & end up on the wharf for some fresh noms. Afterward, a lovely moonlit ride *top down of course* where I can teach you some more tricks you can practice on your second rate bits of fluff.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  19. Wow! You are stylin' in that ride my panther brother. Just remember to obey the speed limit 'cause those red cars will catch a cop's eye faster than a blinking donut sign.

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  20. What happened to your chauffeur?

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  21. Dearest Spitty,
    Me has gots all my stars, so me wants to thanks yous for giving me my second star. If yous goes to my post today ( http://catfromhell.wordpress.com/2012/12/02/mes-gots-all-my-stars/ ) you can download a special star for yous!
    Kissies Nellie

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  22. Wooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo Spitty!! You be stylin'!!!!!!!!

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  23. ppssssttt...chek de glove box; we leeved a surprize in there for ewe :)

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  24. Spitty, you are HOT.
    I love a mancat in a fast car.
    ; ) Katie

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  25. MOWZERS, dood! Way ta go! We think that color's Royal Red! zzzzzoooom!

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  26. You look super cool in your red FURRarri!! Can I hop in and go for a drive with you?

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  27. ROAD TRIP!!!!
    We live in Minn-E-sew-ta in the house with the cedar front by the pond with the vishus deers nearby! Just honk, we'll be looking for you!

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  28. This Furrari was made for you, Spitty! You are going to have a pretty hard time keeping all the girl kitties away, but then I am sure you are used to that problem already ;)

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  29. Oh Spitty you handsome mancat in your glorious red Furrari would you bestow the honor of taking me, the ladycat Ash for a midnight ride? Xoxo purrs
    Ash

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