Saturday, December 1, 2012

How I Got My FURRari

Earlier this week, the Trout-Talkin'-Tabbies of Trout Town published a seriously difficult "Licents Quiz" with questions like this one:

1) Ewe be drivin long mindin yur own business when ewe see de lite be turnin red…due ewe
Keep on goin coz ewe iz drivin on de sidewalk
Stop N chek de day lee deals at popz pizza pie N sghetti palace
Wunder what de ba jezuz red meens 


ANSWER: All ore any of de above


The reward for passing this difficult exam is a CATillac or a FURRarri. That's a no-brainer kind of choice: CATillacs are for Senior Catizens! Moi, *I* got me a red Furrari. 

Arrivaderci, Gattini!

36 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

Furry impurressive!!!

The Florida Furkids

Katnip Lounge said...

Well. I expect to see you any SECOND now, Spitty! Um, does that thing have a back seat? Just wonderin'.

XX The Saucepot

Unknown said...

Spitty!
When is yous coming to picks me up!
Kisses
Nellie

Deb said...

And you look smashing.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Oh Spitster, the women are rearin and ready to go!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Spitty!!! Look how hot you look in that Furrarri!! You're a real king about town! A playcat of the highest order! A stud fluffmuffin! Ladycats beware!

Star says: *swoon!*

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I thought all cars did was take kitties to the vet! At least that is what the cars here are used for.

Sweet Purrfections said...

And it matches your furs purrfectly.

Catio Tales said...

That red car really does set off your brown bits.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Hot Spitty in a hot ride!

Pat Hatt said...

Damn, you can get away fast now, the ride of a king.

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, come on over and take us for a spin! We can go pick up girlcats!

Wally & Ernie
(Is there room for 2 more??)

Pretinha said...

Spitty the FURRarri perfectly matches your personality. Thanks for your help, I'm resizing the photos.

Anonymous said...

Squeeee Spitty! I'm the closest, pop over the Bay Bridge and pick me up!! I luv to go fast! Ummmm but can you put the top up today? It is pouring and I don't wanna get my furs messed up, 'na mean? Paw pats, Savvy

Mollie said...

Well come on over to our place, wez having a Pawty..BOL xx00x

Mollie and Alfie

bethany925 said...

see, dis teh kind of fing my brofur needs...'cept he only has Ford delivery truck to pick up teh ladycats and for some reason, i doubt thats gonna work as well. so again, King Spitty, you are cornering teh Ladycat market wif your suave skillz. you know, it really isn't fair but i wont' scold you if i can gets a ride. i'll wait for you on teh corner. next to that big tree. come soon! fanks

meowmeowmans said...

Yeah! You look great in your new ride, Spitty!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Whoa! Does that furrari ever look good on you!!! purrs

Katie Isabella said...

I just heard it roar up in the driveway...use your key and come on in. XXXOOO

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! Forget the transporter! Now we can go places. BTW, you can join the kitty car club. I got a red Mustang.

Stacy Hurt said...

When you're done giving all your hussies a ride, come and pick me up. We can take a cruise up the 17 mile drive & end up on the wharf for some fresh noms. Afterward, a lovely moonlit ride *top down of course* where I can teach you some more tricks you can practice on your second rate bits of fluff.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

You look soooo cool!

Mr. Black said...

Wow! You are stylin' in that ride my panther brother. Just remember to obey the speed limit 'cause those red cars will catch a cop's eye faster than a blinking donut sign.

Ivan from WMD said...

What happened to your chauffeur?

Unknown said...

Dearest Spitty,
Me has gots all my stars, so me wants to thanks yous for giving me my second star. If yous goes to my post today ( http://catfromhell.wordpress.com/2012/12/02/mes-gots-all-my-stars/ ) you can download a special star for yous!
Kissies Nellie

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Wooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo Spitty!! You be stylin'!!!!!!!!

Ellen Whyte said...

It's funtastic!

Just Ducky said...

You look good in your FurrRarri!

Oui Oui said...

Ciao!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ppssssttt...chek de glove box; we leeved a surprize in there for ewe :)

GLOGIRLY said...

Spitty, you are HOT.
I love a mancat in a fast car.
; ) Katie

A Tonl said...

MOWZERS, dood! Way ta go! We think that color's Royal Red! zzzzzoooom!

Tamago said...

You look super cool in your red FURRarri!! Can I hop in and go for a drive with you?

Shaggy and Scout said...

ROAD TRIP!!!!
We live in Minn-E-sew-ta in the house with the cedar front by the pond with the vishus deers nearby! Just honk, we'll be looking for you!

Anonymous said...

This Furrari was made for you, Spitty! You are going to have a pretty hard time keeping all the girl kitties away, but then I am sure you are used to that problem already ;)

Kat said...

Oh Spitty you handsome mancat in your glorious red Furrari would you bestow the honor of taking me, the ladycat Ash for a midnight ride? Xoxo purrs
Ash