Saturday, October 24, 2015

Spitty's Polynomial Equation

So, you might be asking yourselves, "Spitty, how could it be that two bags of delicious foods 
from the Holy Temple of PetSmart, in fact, your favorites, plus a new container of the Best Quality Kitty Grass from Andronico's can still add up to the Back of Disrespect?"

Go ahead; think about it. I'll wait.
Give up? Yes, I thought you would. 
The problem is that the trip to PetSmart and Andronico's occurred at the end of a lengthy brunch the Human had in freaking Foster City, like 30 freaking miles away, 
with a friend this morning. She was gone. For hours and hours
On a CaturdayWhen I expect playtimes!

Still, it all looks pretty tasty, so I expect I'll be forgiving her. In due time.


  1. I wouldn’t forgive her that easily. Eat it under protest.

  2. Cat Math involves many many imaginary numbers...

  3. Me would have given my mom-person the Back of Disrespect if she was gone for four hours on a CATurday.
    Wait a minute she did leave me for more than 4 hours and I did give her the Back of disrespect :)

  4. OK, so that is not as bad as we suspected.
    We thought maybe she got it for some other kitty or cat shelter.
    While it was not nice to delay her return, you make sure she plays with you for as long as you want!
    You'll probably wear her out sooner rather than later ;) MOL!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

  5. You can eat it with a scowl on your face. That will show her.

  6. Food is always a good thing any old time Spitty!

  7. No play on a Caturday, how cruel! Better be extra noms.

  8. I'd surly eat it pal - it's a good meal. As for forgiving her, well I'd take my time on that one.

  9. Besides, no matter HOW much the Beins get us, there is always MORE they COULD have gotten. So there is more room on the supply side of the equation...

  10. We don't blame you, Spitty. Make her suffer...a little. ;)

  11. I'd eat it, ungraciously, and expect extra just to make it up to you.

    Caturday is for spending quality time with one's cat - that's why it's CALLED 'Caturday'. D'oh! Sometimes I worry about your Human. I mean if she doesn't even get that ...

    Sydney, Australia

  12. Well, make your mom squirm a bit longer would you?

    Emma and Buster

  13. Sometimes, you have to let such transgressions pass , dear. I'll be over with some consolation.

  14. You are getting soft , Spitty. No forgiveness until you get some more stuff too.

  15. Maybe by dinnertime Spitty? That is a pawsome haul!!!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

  16. We bet you were nomming that grass moments after this photo was taken. Sorry about the "lengthy" abandonment. It is the heavy burden all kitties must bear! You are looking well brushed, Spitty. We suspect Mom Mary has been spending some time with you. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  17. I think if you put a bungee cord on her, she could go only so far.

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