Friday, March 11, 2016

Aaaannnndddd We're Back

Hello, Kitties! I am finally finally finally back! You have no idea how I have *suffered* here, cut off from all my friends, my Human gone for weeks [hours --Ed.] at a time, abandoned here to starve [you never missed a meal --Ed.], the loneliest boy in all the world [really, Spitty? 'cause, you know, I came home every night --Ed.].

It's *good* to be Spitty-the-Kitty again. With furiends and my Human and stuff. She promised we could visit some this weekend.

After she sleeps for 93.5 hours.

20 comments:

  1. So glad ya survived da abandonment Spitty.

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  2. Sorry, who are you again ? Oh yes, we remember.....

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  3. I'm glad your human's gross neglect of you is over, Spitty!

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  4. Welcome back Spitty. You were sorely missed. Have you got the Human to sign to say that she will NEVER do anything like this again?

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  5. WOW, we sure are glad you are back too. It's been rough here without you to help keep those ladycats in check. Good to have a LITTLE competition - not a lot, but a little anyway. Now take care of your human and snuggle with her when she naps so she gets more sleep.

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  6. Good to see you back again, Spitty.

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  7. You should have jumped in the Furrari and hightailed it to Oklahoma!

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  8. I'm more than sure many cat laws were broken, despite her feeble editorial interjections!

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  9. Yeah...the King as risen. Good to see you your Royal Highness of the purple bed. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  10. I feel your pain Spitty happens here a lot lately. My pals won't remember me I have been missing comments for so long

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  11. You POOOOOORRRRRR boy. I must say you don't look any worse for wear considering the lack of appropriate care you've received!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  12. Welcome back! I missed you. Please visit us tomorrow- we are starting an Easter giveaway.

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  13. Glad to see your back (pun intended)! I missed seeing yer silken black furs dearest... ~ IZA LOVEY

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  14. Good to see you Spitty! We hope your mom bean catches up on her sleep. Maybe you can catch a nap or two with her too.

    Sasha, Sami & Saku

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  15. Oh boy! It IS good to see you again!
    Some kitty will be very happy you are back ;)
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  16. Yay!!!!! Spitty's back Spitty's back!!! And what a silky lovely back it is! Smooches!

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  17. Spitty, we're sure glad things are back to normal for you. They are normal now, aren't they?

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  18. Seriouslies. What IS it with these humans? Ours has been up to the VERY SAME shenanigans - and we're totally calling Shenanigans on her, too! Uh, if you ever figure out what that means and how to fix it, can you let us know?? ~Faraday

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  19. HAH! It's funny for a cat to say their human sleeps too much! Welcome back!

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