Hello, Kitties! I am finally finally finally back! You have no idea how I have *suffered* here, cut off from all my friends, my Human gone for weeks [hours --Ed.] at a time, abandoned here to starve [you never missed a meal --Ed.], the loneliest boy in all the world [really, Spitty? 'cause, you know, I came home every night --Ed.].
It's *good* to be Spitty-the-Kitty again. With furiends and my Human and stuff. She promised we could visit some this weekend.
After she sleeps for 93.5 hours.