Sunday, May 9, 2010

It was Mother's Day



So, yes, I abased myself
and let her hold me in her lap
and brush me for awhile.

Hey, it's only
once a year.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

How I Help with the Laundry




I have already attacked
this canvas laundry tote.

Now I'm just making sure
it's dead.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Why, it's DELICIOUS!





She's has been putting in some very long days at work and what-not and frankly not paying enough attention to my needs. Tonight she brought home this pathetic offering and I was going to completely ignore it.....but....OMFG! It's delicious!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

This is SO wrong



Here's a store in my neighborhood
named after me

and they don't sell
a single thing I can use.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Rules

Don't touch me.
Don't stare at me.
Don't point that flashy box in my face again today!

Monday, May 3, 2010

The Forest

I like to visit the forest.

It's especially fun when she gets
down on the floor,
practically
begging me to come
here for some cuddling.






About 10 minutes after she gives up,
I like to walk up to her
and meow nicely,
and then scamper away as soon as she reaches down to pet me! MOL!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Sunday Afternoon Sneak-Up


I never, but NEVER, allow her to sneak up on me while I am sleeping. NEVER!