Ready for the Weekend

Why, hello, Kitties! Thanks for stopping by Chez Spittola on this semi-sunny Friday. 

Nice long stretch:      √

Enjoyable bath:          √

Jaw-distending yawn:  √

I think I'm ready for my first big nap of the day. 

After that.... Well, let's just say Spit-tay has his plans, Oh yes he does.

What?

What do you mean, "We're out of tuna"? 

Ohhhh, you're out of your tuna. 

No, you can't have any of mine, not a single delectable morsel. Can't spare it. Uh-uh. Sorry.

Menu Worries

The Human went out to dinner last night (abandoning me yet again, but that's a topic for another post) at a restaurant called Café for All Seasons. While she was there, she took pictures of these decorative statues:

At first I was all, "Well, how cute! Statues of us in the Human restaurant!"
But then I noticed that the other statues appeared to be of cows and a pig, which, of course, the Humans view not as pets but as (::shudder::) meals on the hoof.
And then I was all, "What exactly do they serve in that restaurant?"

Spitty's New Fevver Toy

All right, Kitties. I admit it: Once in awhile The Human totally nails it. On Sunday she went to Party City and right next door is Mecca (aka PetSmart). Now, instead of just passing by on the way to Office Depot, she Did The Right Thing and turned on in. (Cue lights & music!)

And there it sat, just waiting for her. It practically screamed, "Buy me for Spitty, Old Human Lady!" And do you know what? Well, do you? She did! She did buy it! She peeled off those green papers and forked 'em right over!

And do you know what else, Kitties?  There was more! But it's too exciting to reveal all at once. So for today, just feast your eyes on your pal Spitty as he whips that Fevver Toy into submission. Yes, indeedy!

Rainy Days and Mondays

Guess what, Kitties?
It rained on Sunday.
Sometimes, I hang out at this corner store on rainy days
and buy me a 40 oz. and a cigarillo. Ha ha ha!

Sleepy Sunday

Look into my eyes, Human: Do I look like I want to play? Or am I perhaps settling in for my main nap of the day?
It's a Wise Human who knows the correct answer to each of these questions.

Lunch on the Fly

Yesterday the Human was walking along the Embarcardero and just look at what she saw!

Doesn't he look delicious? Wouldn't it have been nice if she'd bagged him and brought him home for me?

But, of course, she did not. So....

I'll just have to play with my Land Octopus. Fun, yes; tasty, no.

Sigh. So inconsiderate!