Ding-Dong! Those Grads Are Gone

Now is the winter of our discontent,

made glorious summer by this 'Done with Work.'

Something for the Human to Ponder

A teacher is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Thankful Thursday

                                                 Okay, we know that pictures #2 & 3 are embarrassingly out of focus. 
                                                 But I felt moved to include them on this Thankful Thursday 
                                                 as they illustrate two things worth noting:  
                                                 My Human, perhaps motivated by yesterday's post, 
                                                 arrived home before 4:30 p.m.;
                                                 more importantly, I was treated to a luxurious brushies session.
                                               Ahhhhhhhhh.......

La souris est le mien

Imagine my surprise when la souris arrived
fresh from France! The Human had purchased
some silly jewelry item of no interest to me
from Mollie's auction a few weeks ago,
and apparently this
deceptively cute mousie sneaked into the package.
We do not even exactly know
from whom the package came.

I welcomed her to Les Etats-Unis and we had a nice cuddle
away from prying eyes (well, almost away).

Our mysterious card, from Easyrides. We don't think that sounds furry French!
Thanks for the sweet bonus gift! I luffs her ♥

Now Hiring

Seeking Board-Certified Cat Servant (San Francisco)

Spitty, Inc. is interviewing for a part-time, temporary position available immediately. Suitable candidates are welcome to apply as soon as possible!

If you are passionate about serving your Betters and want to get in on this exciting opportunity, now's the time!

You are an ideal candidate if you are subservient, patient, persistent, creative, not-too-intelligent, and flexible. Please email your resume, three feline references, and a photo of your brush collection.  Non-hemophiliacs only need apply.

Job Description:

• Direct contact with and servitude to Superior Being (always avert your eyes when approaching Kitty)

• Help Kitty achieve correct level of brushing-induced pleasure coma

• Thorough scooping and sniff-testing of litter box, including replenishing as necessary

• Suggest and administer exactly correct number of pets and scritches, but no more or less than required, a number which changes day to day, and sometimes hour to hour

• Refill two water stations, leaving some old water in one station

• Evaluation, implementation, and maintenance of proper feeding program (open and serve as many cans as it takes to find the perfect flavor for the day)

• Ensure availability of ample beddy and toy selections

• Remain focused and willing to acquire additional knowledge to improve your Kitty-serving skills

Salary commensurate with whatever Kitty decides you're worth, which for most Humans, is not much. Maybe you'll be the exception?

BYOBandAids.

Spitty, Inc. is an equal-opportunity employer.

Monday's Child Is Fair of Face

Well, I don't really know if I was born on a Monday or not, but seriously, that rhyme coulda been written about me, right? 

If I look just the tiniest bit out of sorts, it's because the Human has warned me the week ahead may be sketchy, posting- and visiting-wise. There are finals to give and grade, and Baccalaureate, and graduation and yada, yada, yada. Will she ever stop whining, do you think?

When will she realize I have no interest or concern in any of those things, and certainly I hope she is not expecting sympathy! Ha ha ha, as if!

Laissez rouler les bon temps

Love to eat them mousies

Mousies what I love to eat

Bite they tiny heads off

Nibble on they tiny feet

Oh, and Gray Boy? Don't think I don't see you. 

Your time is coming.