Wake Me

when it's over.

Maybe next Tuesday would be good. Or Wednesday. Whenever the thermometer doesn't break 70°.

Preheat oven to 89°Tuesday: 96°

Gently saute on both sides. Place kitty in roasting pan, fur side up. Bake for about 90,000 days.
Make that 90,001

Serve warm:

I Has a Can'o'pee?

Oh, snap! A can-o-py. 

Well, shoot then. That's not much fun.

Evening in Felton

At first, Miss Lillibelle was content just to be the centerpiece

but then she was all

Pet Me, Human Servant

I'll let you know 
when you may stop.

Halp

As perhaps you can see for yourselves, I am being held here with great force, much against my will.

It is what you call 

Lèse-majesté

and it is punishable 
by the most severe 
of measures.

Wordless Wednesday: His Highness Vanishes