Friendless Fritzie!

Ha ha ha! Today was the very last visit and the Human came home to me! #triumphant
Fritzie's people come home tomorrow and I will never allow the Human to darken their doorway again! 

I Can't Wait for Wednesday!

Now I ask you, Kitties, in the name of all that is good and holy, can I really be expected to compete with this?

Don't hate me because I am handsome and sweet and floofy!

Halp?

So, I ask you, Kitties: Am I enjoying this cuddle, or being held captive against my furry little will? You be the judge.

Sunday Selfies: Kitty Dreams

Mixed Emotions

(Let's deal with the obvious first: It is Caturday and I am not even *in* this picture. It is a prima facie outrage.)

All right, with that out of the way, the Human is posting this picture (taken about three blocks from her school) to vent her spleen (or whatever bodily organ is appropriate on a kitten-friendly, PG blog) about a recent local phenomenon called "Parklets," which have popped up all over town in the past 12 months or so.
Yes, they are cute and convenient, and yes, they "humanize" the urban landscape (like that is a good thing? --Ed.), but as any right-thinking person can plainly see, they eliminate two or three primo parking places in one fell swoop. 
So although the Human acknowledges the human-friendly aspect of these little sidewalk oases, still she says, "Ouch."

Our Friend Fritzie

So Fritzie's irresponsible People went gallivanting off to Alaska. Phffft! Poor sweetie! (Wait--what am I saying?) 
Fritzie is a dangerous kitty, my friends. He's almost as handsome as me, he is comfortably plump and soft and floofy, and he is a total slut. He is raising the Human's expectations to an unacceptable level.

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And kudos to the Supreme Court
for getting it done today! They did the right thing--
for the second time this week!

Great Imponderables

Why doesn't the Human wash these windows?

Why does HRH Punapippuri take such great offense at my playful twitchings 
all the way over here in America(N)?



Well, since my silly little post seems to have wounded his tender royal feelings, I hereby issue a Kingly apology and will be more careful of my game-board selection in the future.