Join Me, Human?

Feel free whenever you're ready. Oh, wait: I haven't quite decided which pillow I prefer, and you know I don't like to be rushed. 

Go grade some papers, and I'll let you know 
when it's time.

Sunday Selfie: Am I Hot or Am I Cool?

I know: I'm both!

If They Had Only Let Me Play

the Human's school (in blue) might have won that playoff game tonight.

Still, they won their division without me, so I guess those girls know what they're doin'. 

Too bad they didn't win though.

Maybe next year! I'll start practicing. Just in case.

Tunnel Boy

sees what you have there.

Some Days, I'm All "Drought-Schmought"

Life is good in the Golden State.

Wingardium Leviosa

No? Well, never mind then.

Stupefy!

There, that always works.

Oh, It's You

Well, c'mon in then, Human. My staff meeting is just about over. I was dozing off while The Boys here were winding up a few details. I know it kind of scares you when we plot plan things in your absence, but really, you have no part in these matters. Relax now. Have a martini oops! make it a Margarita then. I stand corrected.