The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Friday, April 23, 2010
My Pink Enchantress
The Pink Enchantress torments me in my dreams and dances tantalizingly before me in my waking hours. I try to resist its hypnotic power, but I am weak, and I succumb. It's. . . humiliating. Is there a 12-Step program for this?
Spitty, that pink feather toy is beautiful next to your handsome shiny black furs; we love feather toys too and know they are addictive!...We'll be right over to help you play!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
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Spitty, that pink feather toy is beautiful next to your handsome shiny black furs; we love feather toys too and know they are addictive!...We'll be right over to help you play!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Well, there is Feathers Anonymous, but I don't think it works with Pink.
Step 1. rip off and eat 1/9 of the feathers.
Steps 2-9. repeat 8 more times.
Step 10. yak copiously.
Step 11. chew stick part in the middle
Step 12. Howl mercilessly for a new feather.
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