Friday, April 23, 2010

My Pink Enchantress

The Pink Enchantress torments me in my dreams and dances tantalizingly before me in my waking hours. I try to resist its hypnotic power, but I am weak, and I succumb. It's. . . humiliating.
Is there a 12-Step program for this?

3 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Spitty, that pink feather toy is beautiful next to your handsome shiny black furs; we love feather toys too and know they are addictive!...We'll be right over to help you play!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Brian's Home Blog said...

Well, there is Feathers Anonymous, but I don't think it works with Pink.

Katnip Lounge said...

Step 1. rip off and eat 1/9 of the feathers.

Steps 2-9. repeat 8 more times.

Step 10. yak copiously.

Step 11. chew stick part in the middle

Step 12. Howl mercilessly for a new feather.