Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Last Viceroy

                                  I, Jane the Woofie, do swear that I will well and truly serve 
                                  our Sovereign King, Spitty I, in the office of Viceroy of Cole Valley
                                  and I will do right to all manner of Felines 
                                  after the laws and usages of this realm, 
                                  without fear or favor, affection or illwill. 
                                  So help me Ceiling Cat.

33 comments:

  1. Now THAT convinces me! I hereby accept this woofie.

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  2. MOL! That's a great tummy shot. We give paws up to Jane the Woofie!

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  3. Well you have a goat, why NOT a dog?

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  4. Jane really got some kitty moves she should make a good Viceroy for your Kingdom.

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  5. We're convinced! Welcome, Jane, to the ranks of Spitty's Viceroys! :)

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  6. I dunno. Hope Cole Valley isn't anywhere near my realm. I attack first and then ax questions.

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  7. Oh we can serve as fellow viceroys with this woofie.

    emma and buster

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  8. Okay, okay. Weäll give it a go. But no digging hole sin the lawns of the Presidio!

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  9. I still don't know about this, Spitty.

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  10. Spitty, tell your human to check her Facebook messages - my human just left one for her, and it is "time-sensitive."

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  11. Well well. She does look eager to serve you, Spitty. Hopefully she doesn't drool when we meet for dinner.

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  12. Aw! Yeah, I think you can trust that woofie! Good work, King Spitty!

    Star says: Yeah, my mom was late posting today. No excuse either.. But at least if you do venture back, you get to see ME, not the barbarian today! When you come by, we'll snuggle on top of some of the great smelling stuff someone left here, hee hee purrrrrrrr

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  13. I like it when politicians break with tradition and stop bad mouthing each other! Mind you that woofie looks a bit vulnerable! MOL

    I hope you managed to get into cat scouts. Humans are pretty lame when it comes to simple things like joining a club!!! The Staff had to to and fro with the denmaster quite a bit before I was let in!!

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  14. Aw that tummy is very convincing :-)

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  15. Hooray for Jane the Woofie!!!

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  16. That Dawgs a traitor BOL Rolling on its back for a Kitty, even if you are King Spitty, that's just not right bawahhwhahwa

    Mollie and Alfie

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  17. Spitty, you are the best. A testimony that kitties do rule the world over doggies!

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  18. Spitty, Mom is laughing her a** off. And believe, us she could stand to lose some of that thing. We've sent you a couple of e-mails regarding getting onto the Cat Scouts site. Hope you can get on. We need you in our troop: Worldwide Wildcats. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Lisbeth, Astrid and Calista Jo

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  19. Well done Spitty....sounds like she's sworn to uphold her area of the kingdom as the rest of your Viceroys will. I applaud your willingness to TRUST a woofie in this role. Let's hope it doesn't backfire.....(tee hee)

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  20. HaHaMeow! You've even got woofies bowing down to you, Spitty. You rock!

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  21. Well done, Spitty! Now if you can get your Human in line you'll be all set.

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  22. lol you let a spy in, don't trust the mutt

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  23. OOOhhh you got her into the submissive posture...well done! It may be fortuitous having a woofie on the team. She can get into some places we may not with that awful humble tail wagging dogs do. Time will tell, but we ultimately trust your judgement Spitty.

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  24. We think that woofie will do a fine job!

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  25. There is nothing better than a submissive woofie friend (or servant).

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  26. Ok dear Spitty, we will trust your judgment because of the pledge and all!

    xoxo
    Neytiri & "Ducky"

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