Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Woe Is I

                   First quarter has ended;
                   The grades are now due.
                   My Human ignores me--  
                   I'm feeling so blue.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

one day soon Spitty, she will be ALL yours...hang in there buddy...the promised land will come

brokenteepee said...

I am sure she will make it up to you dear Spitty. Nap your peevishness away

Katnip Lounge said...

Clearly your Human needs to PLAN better and have posts for you waiting in the WINGS for times such as these.
Fer Cod's sake.

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

This is simply inexcusable, Spitty. I'd invite you over but you might be assailed by the Well-Documented Ear Biter. I am sad to say that your LCB status will not protect you.

Cats Herd You said...

Oh, Spitty, she had better make this up to you!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We are sorry you are being neglected. Life is not fair sometimes. Lee and Phod

Cathy Keisha said...

How can you be blue in a pink bed?? Bite her to get her attention. It works every time. If she doesn't look up, bite her harder.

Pat Hatt said...

But you can still rhyme, cheer up and bug her, it's sublime

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Come right over, Spittikins, my tummy is here fer you ta rest yer ignored head... ~ Iza-Lambie

The Indulged Furries said...

Wasn't she ignoring you a few weeks ago when she had to do student progress reports? I think you have excellent reason to be blue. You must have your human make up for her transgression by giving you a nice long brushies.

Catio Tales said...

You poor poor King. Ignored, A pile of papers gets more attention than you ? Sacrilege. Out with the claws I say. Get shredding!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Well, it sounds to me like your human is going to get an F!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Feeling blue while on a pink beddie? We hope you don't turn purple, Spitty!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Feeling blue on a pink beddy? All you need now is a purple teddy!

Star says: Alright Spitty dear, warm up those ears because I'm on my way over to give them the licking of a lifetime! Purrrrrrrrr

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Already? Whew, that went by fast!

At least you have the pink beddie to fall back on.

Happy Wednesday, Spitty!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh you look so toothsome, so warm and delightful on your pink beddie. (I must be hungry...those are food terms..pardon me).

Anonymous said...

Wow that was true poetry, Spitty. Not even my mom's "Poet Laureate" Mr. Bukowsky could write a better poem. Kudos!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

My Dad can sure relate. He taught Special Ed (Middle School) in the Inner City of Detroit for 36 yrs.
Love, Cody

Mollie said...

You can come over and play bitey faces with Alf and me :) xxoxx

Mollie and Alfie

katsrus said...

Spitty I bet she can spend lots of time with you soon.
Sue B

charppps said...

Oh dear, dear Spitty, I see that you have lots of extra room on that pretty pink bed. I could come over and make you feel all better. I look especially beautiful on pink with my long, luxurious, silver, floofy fur.
Jasmine *purrs*

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Wow a whole quarter has gone by, Spitty where does the time go. We are sorry you are blue, need us to come over and cheer you up?

Unknown said...

Oh Wow! Spitty, you can come over and plays with Jo-Jo!
Kisses
Nellie

Pretinha said...

Querido Spitty, tenho certeza que sua humana vai recompensá-lo mais tarde, se isso não acontecer, não deixe ela dormir a noite, isso sempre funciona hehehe

Tamago said...

Oh no, blue Spitty in pink bed. I'm sure your human will make time for you whenever she can!

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

I think you need to take a trip in your furrari to cheer you up :-)

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Nice poem, buddy!

Awww... first quarter has ended? You know what that means, right? THERE ARE THREE MORE TO GO!

Purrs,
Nissy

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

Isn't your pinkie bed allowing you to see la vie en rose?

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, it sounds to me like it is definitely time to join Cat Scouts. Tell your mom to get off her backside and sign you up. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

meowmeowmans said...

Uh oh. It sounds like someone's going to get some low marks, Spitty...

CATachresis said...

I'm gonna ask my human if you can come and stay here! This is not on. Can we report her or something??

Photo Cache said...

don't be blue in your pink beddy.

Emma and Buster

GLOGIRLY said...

You're looking awfully pink for feeling so blue, Spitty!
I know the feeling though...Glogirly has been sick, she's been busy, she's been pretty worthless to me.

I guess I'm feeling kind of pinkish blue too.
xo
Katie

Brian said...

You look hungry Spitty, have you eaten today at all?

The Island Cats said...

Well, at least you got your pink bed, Spitty.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...knot ta worree bout feelin bloo

chaze those blooz a way with sum bluefin toona
blue gill
blue whiting
blue triggerfish
and due knot for get de
blue redstripe danio !!