The King was in his Pink Beddy
slumbering the slumber of the righteous.
And where was his Human, you may ask?
Well, she was off doing Corporal Works of Mercy,
feeding and cuddling Fritzie, the Lord Chancellor,
whose Peeps apparently found it acceptable to take off for the weekend,
leaving him alone, starving and unloved!
What an outrage, Kitties! Just look at that desperate face!
P.S. Sunday a.m.: Who loves ya, Baby?