1. I feel a teeny, tiny weight on my left haunch.
2. And I used to be such a svelte boy. Sigh.
3. It really wasn't very nice of her, was it, to take such an unflattering shot? Why, it's almost as though she's mocking me.
4. Do you think I will like this little orange pipe cleaner toy? (And let me tell you, she never woulda thought of it on her own.)
5. She has tomorrow off. There better be playtime aplenty is all I'm saying.