Here I was, all tucked away quietly in the bottom of my little blue cat tree, when in waltzes the Human singing, "Oh, Spiiiiiiitttty, where are you?" Well, honestly, what am I supposed to say to *that*? She has eyes and all. So I just kept snoozing as she strolled from room to room, searching in all the usual places. Her voice took on a slightly more frantic edge with each passing minute, but Come on!--she's a Human and aren't they supposed to be the ones with the Big Brains and all? She found me eventually.
Oh, and could that be a claw?