Saturday, May 14, 2016

No Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval for My Human


Honestly, what is this pile of cr@p that I am endeavoring to ignore? As if as her bad housekeeping hasn't been sufficiently exposed on the blog of late!

But really, since it's here, I feel duty-bound as a feline to explore. 

And Lo! The fevvers missing from the wand toy I 
complained about just the other day.
Along with 703 other things of no use to me.


16 comments:

Marvelous Marv said...

Yooo! Spitty!!!
Mes thoughts yous was reading my blog and not commenting (Llike me and Mommy oes) cause wes LOVES to looks at yous when we is in bed...
And its hard to comment on the tablet. Mommy's paws has trouble with the little buttons on the tablet screen).
And Spitty...Yous knows me LOVES yous!!!
And Yes, wes can visits!
And Don't forgets to stops by my Blog on Monday for the big news!!!
Special Kisses
Your Nellie Bellie

The Island Cats said...

Maybe if you whap all that stuff onto the floor, your human will not have a choice but to clean it up.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Search and you will find! But aside from that, yes, I would love for you to come by for some cuddling. And I want ta talk to ya about that compliment of AYLAs tailio! You KNOW my talio is short and when it poofs up, it looks like a pine cone stuck to my butt! Im SENSITIVE about that, and you know I am a very sensitive girlcat... ~ IZA-LOVEY

Megan said...

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What is to be done? I like the Island Cats' suggestion - surely if it's all been whapped onto the floor, she'll HAVE to tidy things up. (Surely!)

And as for those feathers: what's the story there? Was she just in a foul mood and sat pulling them out of the toy one by one? What did the toy ever do to her to deserve that?

Life is your household is never easy, is it Spitty? Hang tough, my friend.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Katnip Lounge said...

Oh, for Cod's sake...you may have to hire a maid. Salem has a frilly apron...

Catio Tales said...

That paper bag looks GREAT - get inside and claw it and rip it. Or send it to us.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

You wanna know how to get your human to clean up? Throw up all over the mess - that ALWAYS works!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Why are you ignoring it? That looks like a very whappable pile of cr@p!

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty! Show her that YOU are the boss and while you know that SHE knows that YOU know it...she needs the iron paw of disapproval AND...the back of Disrespect! xxxooo

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Lady piles things so that we can't reach them, sigh!

Ivan from WMD said...

Look at it this way, Spitty. At least she isn't a never-ending vacuum-wielding neat freak like someone we know. Put some pearls on ours and she could be Mrs. Cleaver (although she's really more like Hazel).

pilch92 said...

If you want her to get rid of some things- pee on them :)

meowmeowmans said...

Summer has a good point, Spitty. Yak or hairballs on stuff usually makes the humans clean up really fast...

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Your peep stole and hid parts of your toys in a pile of you-know-what? MOUSES!

Purrs,
Seville

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, we feel your pain. Both our humans are SAVERS. Of course, it gives us lots of things to explore, mess with and throw on the floors. That's always fun. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Cathy Keisha said...

OMC! You could have gotten your precious head caught in the handles of one of those bags while searching for the feathers. Your human is as bad as TW only I don’t like when TW cleans house cos it takes away play time from me.