Friday, January 19, 2018

The Stalkeratti

I didn't use to blink an eye when the Human left me for her j-o-b at dark o'clock in the morning. But now? Well, now I sort of stalk her down the hallway and cock my furry little head as if to say, "Et tu, Human?" as she abandons me. I try to make her feel guilllllty. 


Mission accomplished.

10 comments:

  1. Yeeees - score! Outstanding work Spotty.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. That IS a good job. Mommy said *SHE* feels guilty just seeing you there in the hallway!

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  3. Good job Spitty!
    Have a wonderful weekend...

    Noodle and crew

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  4. Well done.....glad to see the fine art of guilt tripping is alive and well at your house.

    Hugs, Teddy

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  5. Very soon she will be retired and you will be wanting some space :)

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  6. Good job, Spitty. Humans should feel guilty for leaving us.

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  7. It doesn't take much to make the inferior humans feel guilty. Good job, Spitty. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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  8. That hall runner looks suspiciaously unclawed. Whats wrong with you? We have one of those in the kitchen where TBT stands to prepare food (all day it seems sometimes), and I have nearly ripped it to shreds... ~ IZA-LAMBIE

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.