Friday, January 19, 2018

The Stalkeratti

I didn't use to blink an eye when the Human left me for her j-o-b at dark o'clock in the morning. But now? Well, now I sort of stalk her down the hallway and cock my furry little head as if to say, "Et tu, Human?" as she abandons me. I try to make her feel guilllllty. 


Mission accomplished.

10 comments:

Megan said...

Yeeees - score! Outstanding work Spotty.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Good job, Spitty!

Katie Isabella said...

That IS a good job. Mommy said *SHE* feels guilty just seeing you there in the hallway!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I don't know how she can do it, Spitty!

Noodle Cat said...

Good job Spitty!
Have a wonderful weekend...

Noodle and crew

Anonymous said...

Well done.....glad to see the fine art of guilt tripping is alive and well at your house.

Hugs, Teddy

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Very soon she will be retired and you will be wanting some space :)

The Island Cats said...

Good job, Spitty. Humans should feel guilty for leaving us.

Kitties Blue said...

It doesn't take much to make the inferior humans feel guilty. Good job, Spitty. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

That hall runner looks suspiciaously unclawed. Whats wrong with you? We have one of those in the kitchen where TBT stands to prepare food (all day it seems sometimes), and I have nearly ripped it to shreds... ~ IZA-LAMBIE