WANT

Gimme.

Hots, Hots and More Hots

All right, yes, as a matter of fact, I am whining.

Oh, and pardon that little gray volcano erupting on the lower right.

It's HOT and I can't seem to do a THING with my furz.

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Well, kind of.

Does this look like the face of a happy kitty to you?

Don't bother answering: I will tell you.

It is NOT the face of a happy kitty,

It is the face of a HOT kitty, 

and not in the good sense of that adjective, either.

It's the Pirate's Life for Me

Arrrr, me Mateys!

First, me & me landlubber Human, arrrrrrrrrrrrr, has to be thankin' that swashbucklin' buccaneer Mr. Puddy over thar, who be makin' and sendin' me this fine photo for the great occasion we all be celebratin' today!

Shiver me timbers, and sure I be offerin' a big cup o' grog to all me Mateys before we Gentlemen o'Fortune be settin' off to find us a chest o' doubloons and some furry wenches!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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My pirate name is:

Black Harry Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

     

Want to learn your Pirate Name too?

http://www.piratequiz.com

Easy Like Sunday

The Human finds my little claws "adorable"--
that is, until they're buried in her tender pink skin, heh heh.

P.S.  Thanks for all the timely Pirate advice, Kitties!

Worried on Caturday

Kitties! I need your help!

I know that Monday marks a major celebration

 throughout the Cat Blogosphere,

and possibly beyond!

So someone has to tell me quick:

How do I meow like a Pirate?

Feng Shui Friday

I didn't think this cabinet looked quite right. 

It was missing something. 

It appeared unbalanced, perhaps even unlucky. 

It needed . . . my help.

See? Doesn't it look much better now?